by DolphinWarrior February 22, 2018
Get the Dolphin shitmug. 1. n. A floppy dolphin has been administered when an unexpecting sleeper is awakened by a sharp slap from a semi-erect penis. The key is a penis that is not fully erect (which would be the billy club), but erect enough to be meaty. The result is a whipping action that can leave a mark.
Andy: Was Paul angry that you gave him a savage floppy dolphin last night?
Nick: Yes he was. In fact, Paul says he and three others will come when I least expect it to give me a flogging of the dolphins
Nick: Yes he was. In fact, Paul says he and three others will come when I least expect it to give me a flogging of the dolphins
by Lations September 24, 2007
Get the floppy dolphinmug. A sex position where you wear a dolphin costume and an extra-large strap-on, and make happy dolphin noises while vigorously pleasuring your partner.
I gave my girl the horny dolphin last night, she loved it so much she rewarded me with a few fresh herring!
by TheHD May 26, 2015
Get the Horny Dolphinmug. by Marshall Banana June 6, 2005
Get the Nintendo Dolphinmug. When you meticulously lather up your butt crack with soap while in the shower and you rip a forceful fart, making a noisy flatulant that reminds Jaques Cousteau of an angry dolphin's war cry.
by Pitou1093 May 7, 2013
Get the mad dolphinmug. The dolphin king must be warned by the chosen one that his lasagna is cold otherwise he will die a horrible and painful death
A child named A name like Kai, Jeff, Brian (any name will do) must warn the dolphin king about his lasagna
by King of dolphins123 December 7, 2018
Get the Dolphin kingmug. Beating the meat. exorcising the bishop. giving a handshake to russel the love mussel. pleasuring one's self.
by charlie July 16, 2003
Get the flogging the dolphinmug.