big dick stories

Someone who makes bullshit stories up to try to impress people or make themselves feel better.

Guy 1: I got laid last night but a hottie.

Guy 2: HAHA Ya right, no girl would touch you ugly. Stop telling big dick stories

by Pumper December 31, 2003

big dick tall

Big Dick Tall is when a nigga is so tall he's dick becomes a second person

Yoo my nigga brad is so big dick tall he could nail your girl.

by Legit Carry January 30, 2017

big dick money

n. When your dick is so big it can be exchanged for lesser commodititties.

Samuel: Last night I spent my big dick money on a one night stand with Sally.
John: Big dick money well spent right there.
Samuel: Let's just say that the economy in my pants inflated 69% over the past 24 hours.

by luscious rolls and large nubs December 01, 2015

Big Dick Billy

A nickname for Cameron Armstrong given by the legend of their huge dick

Max: Big Dick Billy’s got a huge dick!!!

by Big Dick Billy #Legend101 May 07, 2021

Big Dick Ceballos

A overconfident man that in reality doesn't have a big dick but says that to help cope with the measurement of his dick. & is currently in B.I.T.C.H .

P1-"Hey did you here about Big Dick Ceballos ?"
P2-"Nope, never heard of him."

by Jonnhy Nitro July 18, 2018

big dick benz

The nickname for Karim Benzema, known as the most gigachad football player in history.

*Insert goal thread for a goal by Benzema in r/Soccer*
"BIG DICK BENZ" - u/Secksmaster69

by El rompe toyotas 19 May 02, 2022

big dick bottom

a male with a large endowment (penis) that prefers to be anally penetrated during sex.

Maiko has a sensuous appetite for intimacy and great in bed, but loves being a "big dick bottom" with another male!

by cray-kray-crazy March 29, 2023