Erectile Dysfunction

A Male penis is so deflated that can get hard even when their sexual activity going on and no matter what their partner tries to do he cannot get aroused or erect

Her: This is so frustrating, Why can't you get hard?
Him: I told you I have erectile dysfunction

by ComedyCosmos June 4, 2018

correctall dysfunction

A condition where an individual constantly corrects everyone for even the slightest errors (such as a FB post word spelling or how your roommate/partner stacks the dishes) .

I wish they had a pill to cure my boyfriend's correctall dysfunction.

by ShellyJohn January 28, 2016

Destination Dysfunction

Destination Dysfunction is the insecurity caused by planning a romantic vacation without a direction.

Destination Dysfunction is the insecurity caused by planning a romantic vacation without a direction.

My DD was making vacations with my honey very uncomfortable. But then I heard about Amelia Island, and my embarrassing problem went away.

by Amelia I. January 6, 2017

Directile Dysfunction

When your navigation system isn't working.

I wanted to go to Taco Bell, but my navigation to me to the post office. It must be having directile dysfunction.

by LemonZest June 19, 2016

Cuntile Dysfunction

When one is so disgusting, the woman is unable to get wet.

This guy was so revolting, I couldn’t get wet! He gave me Cuntile Dysfunction!!!!

by Apartex October 12, 2017

Textile Dysfunction

Inability to maintain lasting performance in clothing, leading to social and psychological consequences. Mizzen+Main has cured thousands of men suffering from Textile Dysfuction in their dress shirts.

Side effects may include bloated self-esteem, excessive confidence, modeling contracts, adoration, winning at everything, and a higher sense of well-being.

Hey man, looks like you've got a bad case of Textile Dysfunction. In other words, you look like shit! Have you heard of Mizzen+Main? They've got a cure!

by Money_Mike_ November 9, 2018

Deprectile dysfunction

When you're too sad to jerk off, even though nutting would make you feel better

Guy 1: "I think I'm having Deprectile dysfunction"
Guy 2: "you need to see a therapist dude that stuff sucks to have"

by Epic989 September 2, 2019