Zoop Scooping

Zoop scooping is the art of a group of men ejaculating onto a hard surface and leaving it to dry. Once dry, rat poison is inserted into the pee hole in preparation for moisturizing the semen. Once pissed on, the men will scoop up the rat poison covered piss semen with their toes. All the men then suck each others toes with intent of consuming the piss poisoned semen. Zoop scooping can me used as a method of self-harm or suicide.

Oh man what an awful week… you guys wanna go zoop scooping tonight?

by Goonmonkeyheheheh October 17, 2024

Zoop

Zoop is a word used to describe the taste of water. Water is neither sweet nor sour or even salty (unless drunk form the sea...). Thus, Zoop, is the flavour of water.

This liquid has a mild zoop quality to it.

There is a minerally twang to this waters zoop.
The zoop in this water is crazy.

by CDAWGYDOG June 22, 2023

zoop

Vape or e-cig, most commonly used in scotland

Gan for a zoop eh
Whos got a zooper
Anyone got a zoop
Gee us a refil
Fit mg is this min
Wit liquid you got

by Cruickys April 19, 2018