Zoinked

When you're so fucked up that you just pass right out, having no knowledge or recollection of the context. Although this use is uncommon, it may also be used to describe being so tired that you fall asleep out of nowhere.

"Dude I smoked wayyy too much last night I was fucking zoinked"

"Did you see Erick last night? He chugged a handle of Absolut and zoinked in the corner"

by sixthgrade4ever January 15, 2018

ZOINKS

Something a bunch of pretentious girls say when they get caught being shady. Usually it translates to either, "I'm a noob", "I'm wrong but I'm not going to admit it", or " I messed up big time."

Boy: "Hey didn't I just see you grinding on Jenna's boyfriend last night?
Girl: "ZOINKS"

by Perry D. Platt September 19, 2017

Zoinks!

A popular phrase made by the character Norville "Shaggy" Rogers from Scooby-Doo

Zoinks! A ghost!

by Amalita Brungoli April 24, 2017

zoinks

Used as an exclamation in response to an innuendo or anything suggestive. Sometimes accompanied with an eyebrow wiggle.

Internet: Here, we don't just embrace insanity...
We feel it up, french kiss it, and buy it a drink, not necessarily in that order.
Anon: Zoinks!

by LennyZoinks December 5, 2017

Zoinking

The act of removing the peanut butter from your jinkies but it does not work.

Shaggy, I removed all the peanut butter from my jinkies but it keeps on zoinking

by Blorgus Blart} January 24, 2017

Zoinked

When you get so high that when you laugh you sound like Scooby-Doo

Man, this blunt got me zoinked. Reeheeheeeheeheehee

by The Boy Rick November 30, 2019

Zoink

Known as joint, the word zoink is a combination of doink and zoot

Spark a zoink

by Lewissuly April 5, 2020