Zoinks

An alternative to “wow” or “cool”

Zoinks! Mark got an A+ on his test!

by GaySpaceDemon March 1, 2021

Zoink

When you put tobacco in the gravity bong

I’m gonna go zoink cuz I haven’t had a nic buzz in awhile

by Imagododrugs October 10, 2020

Zoink

A term meaning nut or cum.

"When you're about to zoink but your dad walks in on you..."

by theurbanvocab January 8, 2018

Zoinks!

A popular phrase made by the character Norville "Shaggy" Rogers from Scooby-Doo

Zoinks! A ghost!

by Amalita Brungoli April 24, 2017

zoinks

Used as an exclamation in response to an innuendo or anything suggestive. Sometimes accompanied with an eyebrow wiggle.

Internet: Here, we don't just embrace insanity...
We feel it up, french kiss it, and buy it a drink, not necessarily in that order.
Anon: Zoinks!

by LennyZoinks December 1, 2017

Zoinks

An exclamation of fear or excitement.

Zoinks Scoob, it’s the gay bladesman

by Wikipedia CEO May 7, 2022

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by KAZOOSARENOTEDIBLE April 21, 2021