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Zoink

A term meaning nut or cum.
"When you're about to zoink but your dad walks in on you..."
by theurbanvocab May 1, 2018
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zoinked

it means frucked up on tht good mush n alkxohol
guys im zoinked out of my head rght now
dont talk to me when im zoinking from here to timbuktu
you seriosuly just ruined my zoink appointmetn
by givok April 3, 2024
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Zoinks

Somethings you say when something goes wrong or unexpected
Zoinks scoobs
by Someone of no interest February 23, 2020
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Zoinks

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zoinked

the state of being inexplicably befuddled after consuming a large amount of za
'Dude, you look zoinked outta your mind'
by chompp March 9, 2023
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Zoinked

When you're so fucked up that you just pass right out, having no knowledge or recollection of the context. Although this use is uncommon, it may also be used to describe being so tired that you fall asleep out of nowhere.
"Dude I smoked wayyy too much last night I was fucking zoinked"

"Did you see Erick last night? He chugged a handle of Absolut and zoinked in the corner"
by sixthgrade4ever January 15, 2018
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Zoinked off the Clopper

To be so unequivocally high that you cannot communicate with people in this plane of existence
Person 1: How high are you right now dude?
Person 2: I am absolutely zoinked off the clopper man.
by scout52 August 25, 2023
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