Zen Wisteria

Zen Wisteria is a loyal person with a kind heart who treat people fairly.

He treat her like a Zen Wisteria.

He is loyal as a Zen Wisteria

by Licht Chou November 22, 2020

Zen-Mode

Whole focussing hard on a task or a job, your mind will start to switch off while your body is still operating at a high level.

It’s during this time you seem to get your best quality of work done.

Person 1: “hey can you come help me with-“

Person 2: “don’t interrupt me I’m in Zen-Mode.”

by Pogg3rs January 16, 2022

Zen-Xuan

Zen-Xuan is a guy that is 7ft tall, and his tallness takes all his inches from somewhere else 🍆🍆. His haircut is one of a master piece. It consists of having a bowl over your head and cutting the excess hair around it. Beautiful.

Shane = Zen-Xuan

by Thebaldman13 August 3, 2023

zen malik

the way Zayn Malik from One Direction pronounces his own name.

"Hi, I'm Zen Malik from One Direction, Vas Happenin??!"

by Zay1Direction February 28, 2014

Zen Path

A dry spell

David is on a Zen Path

by jaredthedewg January 9, 2015

zen master

A nickname for former Bulls and Laker's coach Phil Jackson, because of his use of Buddist philosophy in basketball.

How did Phil keep all of those punk baby beeyitches together for so long? Because he's the Zen Master.

by pingdingy August 26, 2004

Zen Shopping

The art of using someone elses preferences in order to shape your purchases. The idea is to broaden your horizons by letting someone else choose for you.

The process is relatively simple.

Step 1: Find a person who looks like they know what they're going to buy.

Step 2: Follow said person to their destination, and take note of their purchases.

Step 3: Purchase an item(or items) identical to that of the person (within your financial limit).

Step 4: return home and enjoy whatever purchases you have made, be they food, music, or literature, you must eat, listen to or read every bit respectively.

We were bored as hell so we decided to do a little zen shopping.

by AraChN!D May 12, 2009