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Zoink Kid

A child/ adolescent who is a geek but also raised in the hood. Being forced to find independence because of hard circumstances and chose to be nerdy and weird. Also can be the black sheep of a dysfunctional family. Usually having a hard side to them they would prefer not to tap into but can if they’re life depends on it. Zoink kids can be seen as a loser but are often highly intelligent and chameleons. But all zoink kids come from hard upbringings
Charlie looks like a gangster but he watches anime”

“Oh he’s a zoink Kid”
by Mahlleh February 28, 2024
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Zoinked

Shaggy got zoinked from the Scooby snacks
by SubmitToTheFrog October 10, 2018
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zoinked

Bobby got zoinked out of his mind last night
by ____no June 20, 2018
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Zoinks

An exclamation made by Shaggy from the popular cartoon Scooby-Doo. He says that when he is scared, excited and/or horny
Scooby-Doo:Hey Rhaggy!I found the ghost pirate treasure!
Shaggy:Zoinks ! It's a golden dildo !
by Fred Zoinksy FUCKERswag March 26, 2018
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Zoink

Known as joint, the word zoink is a combination of doink and zoot
Spark a zoink
by Lewissuly April 5, 2020
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Zoink's curse

Zoink is a the top 1 player of the game Geometry Dash (at the time of 2024). He verified the 2024 top 1 level Tidal Wave after failing at 95%, which is the last click of the level. Two other victors of the level Trick and wPopoff has also died on the same spot as Zoink. This is called "The Zoink's Curse".
- Did you beat Tidal Wave
- Nah bro i died at 95%
- Zoink's curse
by TJumper4 December 9, 2024
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ZOINKS

What people say when they realize cartoon Shaggy has skin-colored facial hair.
Me: Did you know cartoon Shaggy has a beard, it's just the color of his skin?
You: Let me see.
Me: Look at the GIF.
You: ZOINKS!
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 5, 2022
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