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I wasn't born yesterday

A phrase meaning (often used sarcastically), i appreciate it, but please stop giving me advice, I know what I am doing.
Mother: Adrian go take a shower, then do your homework, not the other way a round.

Adrian: mom, I wasn't born yesterday, I will take a shower when I feel its appropriate, besides, i have this paper to finish writing for tomorrow.
by Sexydimma January 17, 2013
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yesterpants

I owed Bill twenty bucks, but I left it in my yesterpants pocket.
by grayhome July 27, 2011
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Yestermorning

The period of time past midnight, but before you go to sleep. It's obviously past midnight, but you're goddamn sure its not tomorrow yet. It's something in-between. It's not yesterday, but it is morning. It's yestermorning.

Not to be used in the present. Before sleeping, you may only refer to the present as tomorrow's yestermorning.
Boi did I stay up late yestermorning
by dominobes May 31, 2020
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yesterfar

A very long time ago.
Not today’s world. The world of yesterfar. When Columbus discovered the world was round, when wild berries grew on every street corner, and gentlemen wore monocles…when cavewomen hunted for food while the cave-husband kept watch of the cave-children…you know what I’m talking about.
by mumau August 20, 2008
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Yestertoday

The technical yesterday when you haven't gone to sleep yet. When it's two am, you'd count the evening as part of today since you haven't gone to sleep yet. But you can't do this because it's technically a new day. So yesterday becomes yestertoday until you go to sleep or pass out.
4am at a kebab shop: "I just heard about this place from a friend yestertoday!"
by Solarion January 25, 2010
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Yestergay

An individual that reverts to heterosexuality after a long term of professed homosexuality.
"Did you hear about Steve getting married to a girl??? I thought he was gay?"
"Yeah he was but now he's yestergay."
by lidamo84 April 13, 2009
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Yesterdaddy

The father of the child (or children) of a divorced couple in which the mother has since re-married.
Hey, who is that creepy guy in the minivan that's watching us play softball?
Oh, him? He's just my yesterdaddy. He's just a little depressed since my mom married Biff.
by yesterdaddy June 18, 2009
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