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so you think you can dance

A show famous for its great dancing and awful music performances.
After hearing terrible performances from Chris Brown, Busta Rhymes and Omarion, I groaned when I received word that Fergie was performing her atrocious new single "London Bridge" on the finale of So You Think You Can Dance.
by Fredrick T. August 16, 2006
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fuck you and your cat

A phrase used in a weird song by Goldfinger. "Fuck you! And your cat!"
by Steaver370 May 5, 2004
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You think you're low

When someone thinks that other don't notice what they do.
EX1:
Ben looks at Sally's ass too much.
Margie, Ben's girlfriend, notices.
Margie then confronts Ben and says, "You think you're low."

EX2:
Ben, Margie and Sally are all out for some fun with a group of other people. Margie, Ben's girlfriend, notices that Ben is looking at Sally too much. Or, Sally is looking at Ben too much. Margie now thinks that Ben swear he's low.

EX3:
Margie and Ben are in a car driving to some place.
They stop at a red light where there is a girl on the corner with shorts, bent over tieing her shoes.

Margie notices the girl, and also notices that Ben looks at her, looks away, then looks at her again, then proceeds to drive.

Margie now thinks that Ben thinks he is low.

Moral of this phrase:
You are not low.

*This goes for females aswell.
by Meanings. May 27, 2015
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Even when you win you lose

Is a moment when a person has beaten the odds but has still lost for not seeing the bigger picture.

Shorten version(s): EWUWUL / WBL
You have lost this battle.
You have defeated only a small portion of our army.
Even when you win you lose.
by BrokenDragon April 20, 2016
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Because you touch yourself at night

The truly ultimate responce to any kind of stupid or annoying "why" question, or simply to a question you cannot answer.
That answer will totally piss off annoying kids who ask too many questions.
See also: because you're gay.
Kid: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Tour guide: Because you touch yourself at night.

Son: Why do you drink so much, dad?
Dad: Because you touch yourself at night!

Little brother: Why don't you ever let me into your room?
Big brother: Because you touch yourself at night, you little brat!
by Urban_Fellow June 24, 2006
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You bet your sweet patootie

It means the same as the phrases, "you bet your ass" and, "you bet your dick and balls".
That is, you're absolutely, positively, 100% certain about the final outcome of a situation.
{Seen on a website about flashlights, LEDs, and lasers}:
I tried to cut through the outer casing to bare metal with the blade of a Swiss army knife, and with some minor difficulty, I was able to do so. This shows the unit has a Type II anodized finish to it (...)
Would I really cut up a brand spanken new $450.00 laser? You bet your sweet patootie I would, if it's in the name of science.
by Telephony May 30, 2015
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You do you

Millennial way of passive aggressively telling someone to go fuck themselves.
Oh, you want to pay a lot of money to do something that is genetically impossible? Well then by all means you do you, Mr Jenner.
by Viroodiem February 24, 2019
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