Yoked

Dude 1: "Bro, I'm so yoked right now."
Dude 2: "Same here dude!"

Yoked by YatesXC27 October 13, 2009

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double yolker

someone who is pissing you off can be referred to as a double yolker

damn bastard, what is he some kind of double yolker

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Sometimes when you open your mouth spit uncontrollably flies out. You would say, "Sorry I yonked."

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Yodeling. Yolkeling, yollkeling, Country bravado, Hick,

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That guy is yoked

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My dad said, "Woah Peter's dad is yoked."

I said, "Yeah he's been Online Dating Yoked since the divorce."

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The process by which work related frustrations are taken out on a poor, defenseless fooseball table and those nearby.

After such a horrendous call, he decided that the fooseball table needed to be yorked but good. Time to consider buying a new table.......

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