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Yolked

Dude, that buffed nigga's super yolked, yo.
by Sontha May 24, 2019
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yolked

the action of gaining some you hate trust and putting shelled, whole, hard-boiled eggs hidden all around their house in the hope that they will spoil and make the house smell ransid. Then gaslighting them into thinking the smell is all in their head and prompting kicking out the friend group.
yo did you guys hear that corrines house was yolked last night?
by corrine hate club February 5, 2022
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Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything
"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."
by Pheeblesweeebles December 10, 2020
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Yolked

They way we use the word yolked in Louisville it basically means your broke
RayRay: aye you tryna buy some weed ?

Tez: nah gang I’m yolked rn
by Ducknuts July 9, 2022
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yolk it

"I didn't have time to ask if I could take it, so I straight yolked it"

"I don't have money to pay for it"
"Just yolk it!"
by refelos December 17, 2009
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Yolk 'N' Choke

Noun - Slang for Oral Sex, where the recipient has a penis. Used typically if the supplier gags at some point throughout the service.
"She gave me a good Yolk 'N' Choke last night. Kinda sucks that she didn't swallow, though."
by AlexanderLesher January 7, 2022
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Yolk face

After a sexual act, taking your hands and balling up one placing it on their head then smack top of that hand with other. This is the egg breaking, open the balled up hand to mimic hold running out of egg.
I gave her a yolk face as a thank you
by Oliver Fisch September 5, 2025
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