the yolk-o ono

The act of cracking an egg in bed and smearing the yolk across the pillow, followed by soiling one self as a sexual act.

This act is described briefly in the graphic novel 'Familiar Face' by Canadian comic book artist Michael DeForge

She did the yolk-o ono in an act of unbridled arousal. He wretched in disgust.

by Omelee June 19, 2023

69 egg yolks

When you are introduced to someone

69 egg yolks, pleased to meet you.

by Debskelly1985 December 02, 2023

Egg Yolks

A man’s testes; balls

Co-worker 1
What happened to Kevin?

Co-worker 2: Oh! I accidentally broke his egg yolks last night and today he needs them iced all day.

by Mrs Mrs Mrs May 02, 2021

Yolking

The act of making an elaborate joke,

Bro I really did fuck your mom I was yolking before.

by pp McGoongie June 30, 2022

yolking

when you throw an egg on her forehead and nut on the yolk

yo did you tell your girl you are yolking her tonight

by dsepeda21 February 04, 2021

Slurp my Yolk

1. When your thirsty and cum is the only option.

2. When you participate in an egg fetish

1. I’m going to the break room to slurp my yolk.

2. Dude, I’m about to go slurp my yolk, I’ll talk to you later.

by Globert August 10, 2021

the yolking

to dunk on someones face

the yolking, o my goodnes!!!

by PA DIZZLES August 20, 2006