The toll you pay by nodding, mm-hmming, and pretending to follow an endless monologue from a talkative partner so you can withdraw some benefits later. Often paid at dinner, in the car, or while they debrief you on an entire season of a show you’ve never seen.
Sat through a 20-minute rant about her friend’s boyfriend I’ve never met. Yap tax is steep tonight, but the ROI is looking good.
by IAmThatDude March 16, 2025
Get the Yap taxmug. 
Get the yapsmug. Kevin: "ooga booga skibbity toilet wok hardt lol fortnite cringe 2012 memez pepe hee hee hee haw"
George: "What the fuck is Kevin schizo yapping about?"
Mike: "Zero fucking clue."
Kevin: *singing* "In the towwwn where I was bornnn there lived a wok... who lived at hi tech"
George: "Kevin stop fucking schizo yapping or we're going to boot you from the call"
Mike: "Bro quit it with the schizo yap"
Kevin: "Shut the fuck up."
George: "What the fuck is Kevin schizo yapping about?"
Mike: "Zero fucking clue."
Kevin: *singing* "In the towwwn where I was bornnn there lived a wok... who lived at hi tech"
George: "Kevin stop fucking schizo yapping or we're going to boot you from the call"
Mike: "Bro quit it with the schizo yap"
Kevin: "Shut the fuck up."
by wok911tower March 18, 2024
Get the schizo yapmug. "Yapping" denotes a high-pitched, incessant, and rapid emission of vocal sounds, often from annoying humans, echoing in an unrelenting, energetic manner, sometimes accompanied by an enthusiastic or impatient undertone.
Person 1: Hey!!! did you know that Sea urchins, echinoderms found worldwide, boast spiky spherical bodies. They lack eyes but have a strong sense of touch, vital for marine ecosystem balance by regulating algae growth!!! 🗣️
Person 2: Bro stop yapping!! What are you 100% Yappanese?
Person 2: Bro stop yapping!! What are you 100% Yappanese?
by 817use December 4, 2023
Get the Yappingmug. by 4pf_lilshell September 14, 2021
Get the Yappingmug. Alex: Hey Kirk can you explain Bayes theory?
Ethan: When I was on the online my coach yelled at me so much but all we did was run. We couldn’t pass. Also I could totally beat you guys in a case competition. Busch peach I’ll take to the grave. Natty is probably like 20 before I slow down. But I got me over you three.
Alex:Ethan stop fucking yapping!
Ethan: When I was on the online my coach yelled at me so much but all we did was run. We couldn’t pass. Also I could totally beat you guys in a case competition. Busch peach I’ll take to the grave. Natty is probably like 20 before I slow down. But I got me over you three.
Alex:Ethan stop fucking yapping!
by Seth Allhands February 14, 2024
Get the Yappingmug. 