When you are about to go down on a guy and he pulls out his dick and it stabs you in the eye with his crooked member.
Sally: What's up with the eye patch?
Morgan: I got another crooked wrench in the eye.
Sally: that shit sucks, last time that happened to me i lost a contact.
Morgan: I got another crooked wrench in the eye.
Sally: that shit sucks, last time that happened to me i lost a contact.
by Dirty Hawks July 24, 2011

Locking Pliers (Vice-Grips)
The name comes from the tendancy for French (Quebecer) Workmen to cut corners and improvise tools. They often use Vice-Grips instead of a peoper size wrench or ratchet.
The name comes from the tendancy for French (Quebecer) Workmen to cut corners and improvise tools. They often use Vice-Grips instead of a peoper size wrench or ratchet.
by Paul October 4, 2004

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by phillipay July 21, 2006

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by Dale Ward August 26, 2006

The amount of time spent working on a mechanical project either repairing or assembling from the ground up. In most cases, it refers to a project in the automotive industry.
"I didn't put in 100+ hours of wrench time on my ride just so I could lose it on a TV show as gay as Pinks."
by forkweaver June 11, 2006
