walking wounded

To walk, or stumble around..either at a party or any social gathering under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Usually used when one friend is seen holding an alcoholic beverage severely wasted.

does he have another beer in his hand? yeah man, he's been walking wounded for the past hour

by barness910 April 20, 2011

The Walking Wounded

The best album out by Bayside so far. It was made after the

death of their drummer John Beatz.

An album about heartbreak and regaining control of life.

Guy 1: Dude did you listen to Bayside's album The Walking Wounded?

Guy2: Yeah man, It was a life changing album.

by Carver Miles January 17, 2011

gay wounded

A woman/man being distraught that someone they like is gay.

Woman: I really find Neil Patrick Harris attractive, why is he is gay?!

Friend: You're gay wounded aren't you?

by delightfullyanon December 2, 2013

A Wounded Impala

A person suffering from a severe hangover after a night of heavy drinking of Captain Morgan, Dark Rum

"Man, after all those rums last night, I woke up feeling like a wounded impala."

by CousinRayRay August 3, 2024

wasted and wounded

Bam Margera

I can't believe they didn't let me onto Jackass 4, I feel so wasted and wounded.

by king_D_ February 27, 2021

Wounder

A person who'm impedes upon ones normal course of activity. Similar to Pests and Punishers.

"Jeez lenny was steamed last night and wouldn't leave that girl alone"

"Totally! what a massive wounder!"

by isheeeee? December 13, 2018

Hey Woundeye

Is a term related to someone who is annoying you or a bit fat !

P1. pass me the crisp
P2. Hey woundeye

P1. Were you goin?
P2. get out of my way hey woundeye

by djamo September 13, 2009