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wooden pony

a basic torture device consisting of a horizontal member such as a board or pipe on which the sufferer rests the weight of the crotch.
Good slaves get spanked, bad slaves ride the wooden pony.
by Anonymous October 2, 2003
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wooden music

Acoustic music, from the largely wood instruments such as acoustic guitars and basses, banjos, fiddles, dobros, etc.
Acoustic Sunrise on KFOG plays a lot of great wooden music.
by Dr. Badwrench March 29, 2008
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Wooden toaster

WTF IS A WOODEN TOATER
person: have you seen the new song from wooden toaster
person2: THE FUCK IS A WOODEN TOASTER
person: MACINTOSH PLUS - リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー PLAYS
by ANYHRTING BUT MY LIFE IS GOOD September 25, 2017
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chad warden

A Korean who made a famous Youtube video entitled "Why PS3 is better than Wii and 360." Curses excessively and acts gangster, all in the crusade for comedy. Uses words such as "ballin" and "bitch" constantly.

The ignorant viewers were SUCH fanboys that they actually believed he was serious. Everyone from nerdy 14 year olds to ugly ass college students made their own shitty, racist video responses and wasted more people's time. The ugliest losers didn't show their faces, and instead took Chad's video and cut out certain parts, making remixes and confessions.

Is one of the most hated celebrities on the internet and is proud of it.

If you're not a dumbass and realize he's not serious, you will find a hilarious video and a great comedian.

But most people on Youtube, and largely the internet, are complete dumbasses and are so caught up in their own shittiness that they can't take a joke unless it agrees with them. They're also fanboys who will put a thumbs down on this definition because it doesn't call him a loser.
Fanboy:I made a Youtube video insulting Chad Warden despite being a loser myself.

Guy:Go do something useful, like screw your cousin.
by Noble Xenon Crowner December 27, 2008
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Wooden Nickel

1. A wood token coin

2. a reminder to be cautious in one's dealings.
His word is worth a wooden nickel; That is worth a wooden nickel
by DT82 June 1, 2011
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Wooden Bridge

This is whereby two men (not having to be gay) place their fully erect penis' bell end to bell end, creating a "bridge", they then have a mouse run across it.
Person 1: "hey can you get that mouse to me"
Person 2: "yeah but only by mean of wooden bridge"
Person 1: " okay..."
by DonkyShlong May 9, 2010
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Warden Main

His name is Ian and he is probably a simp and only plays women
by ELEISHWINN September 9, 2020
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