Woo

(Haitian American Miami Slang) word for Voodoo or Practitioners of Voodoo.

I was broke and had no influence before. But then, i went and visited the Woo lady for good luck. After her work, ive been able to make tons of money and influence a multitude of people and situations in my favor.

by CriminalSmooth January 27, 2021

woo

Somebody who cancels plans on you or doesn’t follow the link up

“ damn are you going to woo again tonight?”

by anonymous March 9, 2021

Woo

A different way of saying 'not'
Used to show that a statement was said sarcastically
Often paired with the 🤙 hand sign

**stuck behind someone walking slow
You: "Ay she's fast tho"
Friend: "Yeah 🤙 woo"

by dcggdn March 16, 2021

Woo

When someone sells you fake crack. The fake crack is called Woo.

Oh yeah, got me some crack!

Opens plastic wrap to see a small chunk of soap or maybe it's drywall.
Awww man. This shit's Woo. I got wooed.

Homie don't trust dat nigga, he ain't shit he a woo.

No way! Man that's fucked up! What was it?
Drywall foo!!!

by sola21 March 31, 2021

woo

when you hit your head on the wall so hard you forget how to spell.

guy 1:"woo that hurt"
guy 2: "woo?"

by butterscotchboo April 21, 2021

Woo

Vocalization of a dog , particularly dogs like malamutes or other Northern, wolfy breeds, which sounds akin to howling, and is the actual sound they make. This is distinct from barking, or to dogs which make vocal noises that sound like “arf”, “woof” or “ruff” .

Every time I’m making chicken, my dog comes in and woos at me to feed her some.

My dog was wooing at the door when I came home.

by Lil’ Death Bear June 4, 2021

Woo

Woo is the sexiest man alive, his perm makes men sperm. He has girls all around him and has no bros but can't get any hoes. He has an insane amount of rapping ability, almost as good as his fapping ability. Everyone wants to be like woo, except everyone.

Christine: Who is that sexy guy over there
Pia: He's not mine you can have him, I've been rejecting him for three years
Christine: Wow he must be WOO!

by Horny for Woo November 23, 2021