Wicca

1. Pretend teenage religion; Sold to the masses as a remedy for teen angst.
2. Most effective way to "come out of the closet" without actually doing so.

1. Use candle magic wicca to date the captain of the football team, no matter your gender.
2. "There's a lot of candles and fairy doors in your room... Oh my god: you're Wiccan, aren't you?"

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD June 16, 2006

Wocao

Procounced roughly like 'What's ow'. It means 'Oh shit!' in Chinese. Just like 'shit', this word can be used under all circumstances depending on your accentuation and situation. A foreigner able to say it is considered a native Chinese speaker immediately.

Wong wears a pair of new shoes and meets Lili.

Lili: 'Wocao?
Wong: 'Wocao. $600 bitch.

Lili: Wocao'. Why dont u use this money on something meaningful?
Wong: 'Wo'cao. I fucking buy u poor ass thats meaningful.

shitdamnman

by anzzz August 13, 2016

wiccan

A believer in the most ancient Nature Religion of Mankind - one that traces it's true origins way, far back to 1954.

Female practitioners are traditionally called "Witches" while the males are known as "Warlocks."

They are both easily distinguished from non-Wiccans by their extreme over-use of Mascara.

"But I'm a Christian!" once sobbed the late Televangelist Tammy Faye Baker.
"Whatever in the world made you think I was a Wiccan?" she demanded as her tears left long, dark trails under her eyes.

by dalinian February 26, 2011

wicca

A silly religion that involves angsty teenagers buying lots of overpriced and useless equipment.

Guy - "Omg I must buy a book of shadows and a pointy hat."

Me - "Why?"

Guy - "Because I am wiccan and I will curse j00!!1"

Me - "K"

by mb_ June 16, 2006

wicca

Wicca a relgion created No Earlier than the 1930's by a man named Gerald Gardner. It doesn't focus on magic it has nothing to do with magic. The Salem Witch Trials were about burning Witches at the stake not about burning Wiccans as they didn't exist back then. While it is a pagan religion (IE not a Christian one) it's hardly ancient and one of the youngest created religions to date. Wiccans are not, I repeat NOT witches.

Fluffbunny,The "Wiccan" wannabes who are delighted to be persecuted www.whywiccanssuck.com Real Wiccan A dedicated seeker who actually knows something about Gardner's original Wicca, including its dark side. These are the anti-fluffbunnies -- in behavior, speech, and practice. www.whywiccanssuck.com

by R. Reiven September 14, 2008

WICCA

First of all.... all of you ignorant people dont need to criticize something you dont understand or dont have ANY knowledge about. Wicca has nothing to do with demons and we dont WORSHIP anything. Wicca is an earth based religion that acknowledges the valuable resources that most people could care less about. We live because of earth,sun,and moon.With these three things brings life for all: medicine, crops, trees, everything thats real and in front of our faces. Without these things we would die. Magic isnt even a key factor in the religion....it's just a perk that WE know how to manipulate the energies around us by using the other 90% of our brain. We believe in saving the enviroment and charishing it with respect. In turn gives us back in life.It to me is the most real religion out there. The oldest one in FACT. Everything comes in pairs with equal values.You cant have one unless there's the other. So if you feel otherwise and dont accept our beliefs... at least have some dignity to know what its about before you go on a rant rage about what you think it is.....because you really have NO idea.

No examples here.WICCA

by Zinevra Fay October 14, 2008

Wicca

A peaceful Earth-based religion where its followers are often persecuted by brainwashed Judeo-Christian religions. Wicca is an ancient religion that came back up when the British Witchcraft laws were repealed. This was around the 1900s-1920s. Dr. Gerald Gardner was the first person courageous enough to publish some books about the Old Religion.

Wiccans believe in a God and a Goddess. Some bad stereotypes are "Naked Ladies dancing around a fire and worshipping Satan," or "A made-up religion that's based around Dungeons and Dragons and J.R.R. Tolkien's books." These people are all uneducated about Wicca and refuse to say anything nice about a relgion that's not theirs.

Wicca, commonly called Witchcraft, supports magic(k), but not all Wiccans believe in magic.

"Wicca is a religion that worships the Devil."
- Fundamentalist (uneducated) Christian

"Wicca is an Earth-based religion that promoted positivity and peace."
- Educated Correctly Person

by Brandon B. July 15, 2008