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Whitney Port

The only "actress" from the "reality" show The Hills to have any brains.

Very pretty and now can be seen on the MTV show The City.
Sarah: Dude, who are the smartest people you can think of from The Hills?

Jess: Whitney Port

Sarah: Who else?

Jess: That's it.
by Olli78 September 29, 2010
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Party With Whitney

Girl : Do you have any drugs we can do?

Boy : Not on me, but some of the guys are going to go party with Whitney in the restroom?
by RatATatTriggerella September 25, 2019
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whitney biennial

when a male ejaculates wildly on an individual's back, resulting in an "artistic" design reminiscent of the modern art featured at the Whitney Biennial.

named as such because the 2008 whitney biennial was universally panned by critics for its self-aware, art-school pretentiousness. the sperm whitney biennial is very pollack-nouveau.
<JIZZZZZZZZZ JIZZZ JZ JZZZZ JZZZZZZZ JZ JZ JZ>

male: "oh, it's beautiful"
partner: "REALLY?"
male: "yeah, beautiful like the whitney biennial."
by got whitney'd June 14, 2008
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Dirty Whitney

A stripper that roams around utah trying to find her life long soul mate but can't because she has a reputation of sticking suckers up her ass and giving it to the homeless people telling them there cake pops.
by anonymous April 7, 2021
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Whitney Highschool

The most spirited school in Rocklin Ca, although filled with many vsco girls and E boys. Where many hydro flasks are dropped and scrunchies are shared, the uncultured teens drive there parents expensive cars and flex there famous TikTok videos.
Let’s transfer to Whitney Highschool so we can lose football games but cheer the loudest!!
by google696969 September 12, 2019
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Bobby and Whitney

Bobby and Whitney is London slang for crack cocaine and heroin. Heroin being brown (B)
and crack cocaine being white (W). B&W.
"On roads slanging out that bobby and whitney bruv"
by themagicindian March 10, 2014
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Whitney Winehouse

A mixed drink made of "coke" and "weed"(Jeramiah's) that causes death to most celebrities.
Man, last night at the club, Scott had 6 Whitney Winehouses at the bar and didn't die last night. Good thing he 's not a celebrity.
by ThaShadyWon April 2, 2012
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