Whale Jaw

adj. when someone's pants are so tight that the middle seam of the jeans get sucked into the buttcrack,clearly lifting and separating both cheeks.

Also, closely associated to, or may result from a whale tail.

That girl's jeans were so tight, not only did this girl have a camel toe, but she was rockin' a whale jaw in the back.

by Dr. Mantis Toboggan December 1, 2009

Little Sperm Whale

Little Shits on the shore

"Little Sperm Whales on the fucking shore"

by YeboyWithAHugeOne July 25, 2016

nuke gay whales for jesus

A catch phrase designed specifically to offend everybody in the room.

The party had way too many stuffy arrogant bastards and besides it was time to leave, so I ripped off a few nuke gay whales for jesus rants and showed myself to the door.

by Big Game Dave August 28, 2007

squid and the whale'd

To masturbate and take your ejaculate when finished and wipe it on random/non-random things.

Matt: Dude, you squid and the whale'd the rental car seat?

Chris: There was a napkin but it was a good size load so it didn't get it all!

by slole1 October 15, 2011

Dying Whale Noises

When one is so overcome with emotion that he or she makes a noise akin to a whale getting stabbed through with a hot poker and dragged several miles by a racing speedboat before getting forcibly beached onto a remote island where the beach has sharp, pointy rocks instead of sand.

Alternatively defined as: Regular whale noises amplified in a sobbing manner by an emotionally compromised human being.

Your favorite character in that show you've been watching for five years dies at the end.
-DYING WHALE NOISES-
or
Your celebrity crush bumps into you in a coffeeshop AND ACTUALLY CARESSES YOUR ARM and smiles at you and everything.
-DYING WHALE NOISES-

by DGMerls February 6, 2013

Whalebanger

Basically in it's most literal sense it means "one who fornicates with whales" but it is a very diverse term and can easily replace a few of the swear words you'd normally use.

For instance, your mother is a whalebanger.

by KTWBTKY.com August 27, 2011

Rad whales

1. Used to describe something that is awesome, cool, amazing, fantastic etc. 2. Used as an exclamation.

Person 1: Want to come over to my place for beer and pizza?
Person 2: For sure. Rad Whales!

by soilduck August 3, 2009