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guy weld

the famous guitarist of the very popular multi platinum group braver. The meaning has evolved to meaning a really good looking person because of guy's physical exploits.
girl 1: that guy is so hot
girl 2: he looks like guyt weld
by braver fan August 15, 2004
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welding anniversary

A recurring date which marks the day of the year that a lady met her future husband due to his having done welding for her.
Celebrating a welding anniversary is often a very satisfyingly-pleasant experience just in itself, of course, but it can also serve to further "weld" the bond that the couple feels for each other.
by QuacksO October 28, 2018
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paper welding

When young men reach a certain age they desire physical and sexual arousal. Specific magazines have been produced specially for this purpose. From time to time when an unsuspecting parent or friend of the young man attempts to open the magazine, they may discover the pages have been adheared to one another by a sticky, and white substance. Thus, they have been paper welded.
Damn dude, have you read the new Sports Illustrated ?
Hell yeah, I was paper welding the hell out of the Ryan Reynolds page
by G3169 May 29, 2017
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pipe welding

Docking after jizzing. When it dries, your "pipes" are welded together
I almost ripped my foreskin off after pipe welding with Buzzy.
by Perpetual_Stiffy December 10, 2015
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Alabama Weld

Also known as Bama Weld or Bama Bond

Ducting taping an object beyond necessity to the point of it being more duct tape than object.
Someone side swiped me, Had to Alabama weld my car mirror
by Keef_stix December 14, 2020
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Vertical Butt Weld

A sex act involving a man and partner, in which the man, with expert precision, ejaculates between their partner's ass cheeks and presses them shut, allowing the semen to dry. The dry semen forms cement, welding the cheeks shut.
"Man, that bitch Randy was such an ass until I gave him a vertical butt weld. His dumbass won't ever shit or call me gay again."
by Vertical Butt Weld Man December 7, 2019
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Glue Weld

When you run out of glue sticks for your hot glue gun so you melt tiny scraps of dry glue as a substitute.
I ran out of glue sticks when I was making my science project, so I had to glue weld the planets to the sticks. It took forever.
by boi_in_a_band December 13, 2018
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