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Welching

The act of performing fellatio on a female in the back seat of an Uber. The vehicle in question must be an Uber and the driver must be aware of the act.
Did you hear about Jim? He definitely Welched that THOT last night in the back of a Ford Taurus. See welching
by Swoler_Bear April 28, 2016
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Welch’s trampoline

While In a Threesome have one member lying down on there back on the verge of diarrhea (should be watery and dark like welch’s cranberry juice) Place another member mouth open at the ass of the member laying down the final member should then be standing over the member lying down and when all parties are ready you will jump up and down on the stomach of the person laying down forcing them to shit uncontrollably into the other person mouth then completing the welch’s trampoline
These sisters i got with last night were mad freaky, we did a welch’s trampoline in the dorm room, almost broke the bed bro
by Dr.jbalvin May 5, 2024
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Welched

The act of shitting somewhere private but unconventional.
Dude I welched without toilet paper this morning, almost made me late for work.
by Itzyoboy69 September 15, 2022
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Angry Welch (feminine)

When a woman is in the heat of passion and punches, kicks, elbows, head-butts, or back-hands a man right in the dick.
That misogynist got what he deserved; an Angry Welch (feminine) right to the balls.
by Madame Lillian February 11, 2025
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Welching

When a group of people send it over to your house for 15 minutes and just absolutely destroy your house
Dickaournddays were caught welching Tyson house by paul
by Vincentibeast🖕 April 3, 2019
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Kristian Welch

Kristian Welch is one of the most ridiculous people you will ever meet. On the other hand, she is kind hearted with, somewhat, good motives. DO NOT break up with her!!! It will ruin your life. You will regret everything and fell sorrow and pain! This is sorry.
I regret dumping Kristian Welch, for a hoe!
by DerpTheDank March 8, 2020
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Welch’s Sundae

The act of eating grapes out of your sexual partners asshole.
“Yo did you hear about John, he gave Suzy a Welch’s Sundae and got it on video”

Nah man that’s nasty”
by friedrice the nasty guy March 2, 2023
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