Welching

The act of performing fellatio on a female in the back seat of an Uber. The vehicle in question must be an Uber and the driver must be aware of the act.

Did you hear about Jim? He definitely Welched that THOT last night in the back of a Ford Taurus. See welching

by Swoler_Bear April 28, 2016

welching

to not be serious or to be joking

Hank-“Steve dude i just had sex with your mom”
Steve-“YOUR WELCHING”
Hank-“i swear i’m not joking i did”

by AGhgHhHa January 13, 2020

Welch

Army slang for homosexuals.

Heads up private got a Welch in top bunk.

by Welche March 6, 2020

Kristian Welch

Kristian Welch is one of the most ridiculous people you will ever meet. On the other hand, she is kind hearted with, somewhat, good motives. DO NOT break up with her!!! It will ruin your life. You will regret everything and fell sorrow and pain! This is sorry.

I regret dumping Kristian Welch, for a hoe!

by DerpTheDank March 8, 2020

Welch

A person that forgets what they send on Snapchat right after sending it to someone.

I’m such a welch

by I WILL EAT UR CATS May 15, 2020

Welch’s Sundae

The act of eating grapes out of your sexual partners asshole.

“Yo did you hear about John, he gave Suzy a Welch’s Sundae and got it on video”

“Nah man that’s nasty”

by friedrice the nasty guy March 2, 2023

Freddie Welch

Were you have sex with a dog

I Freddie Welched Reufus

by CheeseLicker6 May 16, 2023