Weezer

A group of people lined up perfectly in the formation of weezer, most commonly with 4 members.

Wow, that band is weezer.

by The great architect July 13, 2024

Weezer

Band for involuntary celibates and basement dwellers.

I raised my daughter for 15 years just for her to become a self-proclaimed "Weezer fan" and end my bloodline.

by titty69muncher August 19, 2024

Weezer

Weezer is an old band from 1995. With the lead front man rivers cuomo. He was originally going to be called apple and has a brother called leaves. He is fatherless. His dad and him only sending letters. He grew up homeschooling in a now cukt called 'yogabille' where the beatles allso grew up. He then moved and he and his brother went to public school. He went through multiple bands like avant grande. He was bullied VIOLENTLY through highschool and that resulted in him being nervous as am afult. He made a band with Patrick willson, matt sharp and Jason Cropper. But after Jason's girlfriend became pregnant, and rivers rule of no girlfriends in the recording room, Jason left and mat called his guitarist friend. Brian bell. One of the questions rivers asked Brian was 'what's your favourite starwars firgure' showing there geekyness. They were accepted by geffin under the name of 'dogstar' taking keanu reaves band name. Ric Ocasek, from cars, helped them publish there first album. Rivers allmsot scrapped buddy holly thinking it was to much of a joke. He thought they were the next nivarna and that was jsut the start of this geeky ass bands career

Lacey: ever heard of weezer?
Raven: OMG THE BAND THATS MY CURRENT HYPERFIXATION!!!
lacey: *khs*

by RAYSERRR May 2, 2025

Weezer

Weezer is so awesome and I even like it as a 9 year old xD

"Weezer makes super awesome songs"

by I love weezer and mcr February 21, 2026

Weezer fan

Virgin

“Ronald is a weezer fan dude thats why he can’t get laid!”

by Doomerboy69 March 18, 2020

weezer fever

The sudden rekindled love of the band Weezer having just heard their new song 'Pork and Beans'.

Man one: ''Oh man, have you heard Weezer's new track Pork and Beans''

Man two: ''Yeah bro! I've totally like just come down with an extreme case of Weezer Fever!

by TheColonel11 June 23, 2008

Weezer-bix

when you listen to the awesome band Weezer in the morning.
instead of weetabix which is a breakfast cereal. so its Weezer-bix

#ashleighp.madethis!

*early morning*
person 1: hey, im listening to Weezer
person 2: so you have had your Weezer-bix this morning?

by deckheddzzzz November 17, 2011