Wedger

Someone who wears their pants too high and gives themself a wedgie. A sagger's archenemy.

Hey you see that wedger over there? Lets go pull their pants down!

by Niggabob Saggypants February 28, 2020

wedge whine

When your entire round of golf is miserable after you lose your sand wedge on the front 9.

Zack did a complete wedge whine on the links today.

by Shoot It One May 29, 2020

Weedle slorp

Noun:
An anomalous image of a Siamese cat that seems to turn one's brain off.
Verb:

The act of posting aforementioned image

Noun:
"Have you seen the weedle slorp Dave posted in our group chat?"
"Weedle slorp"

Verb:
"Dave don't you weedle slorp again you bastard"
"What, you mean post this Siamese cat?"
"Weedle slorp"
"Weedle slorp"

by Bitch_beans April 16, 2022

wedge-off

A potato wedge making competition with the lads, lasses etc. (but mainly lads)

Loser sits on a potato dildo

Did you hear about the wedge-off the lads had last night? It was a closely contested battle!

by jackal_f33t July 5, 2023

Dank Weedle

Only the dankest of the dank weed can be what is called the dank weedle because the best weedle is NOT the finest weedle called the dank weedle.

"Yo Boi you got the Dank Weedle"
"Yes boi, Only the finest Dank Weedle for you"

by BananuMonicu June 21, 2016

Texas Wedge

1. When penetrating a sexual partner from behind, placing a 10 gallon hat over his or her face, and yelling “yeehaw!” or “Remember the Alamo!”
2. When a man wearing a cowboy hat “wedges” himself in between a couple making love and begins penetrating partner A from the couple from behind while partner B from the couple penetrates the “wedge”
3. A simple golf term when using a putter off of the green

1. I found my dad’s old cowboy hat cleaning the drawers under his bed, and I think I’m gonna try the Texas Wedge on my girlfriend tonight.

2. The girl I like already has a boyfriend, but I’m thinking of trying the Texas Wedge with them tonight.

3. The sand wedge has been shit today...time to go with the Texas wedge.

by 10 gallon Helga January 18, 2020

butt wedge

a insulting nickname given to someone caught pulling out a wedgie

Ryan got caught pulling out a wedgie and got called butt wedge for the rest of the year

by shamefulwizard March 4, 2022