Weapons of Mass Destruction

Something found in America but not Iraq. Oh wait, no, I stand corrected. We found an old WWII rifle AND some 'incriminating pesticides'. Definately weapons of mass destruction...

Bush claims that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction so that he can invade their country and steal their oil. North Korea admits to having them, but we don't care...because they don't have oil.

by It's The Oil, Stupid! July 9, 2003

Weapons of Ass Destruction

1)Anything natural or otherwise painfully inserted into the rectum during sex.

2) Anything used to kill donkeys.

.. She them pulled out a 12" dildo and used it as a weapon of ass distruction.

by black flag May 29, 2004

really weapon

The word all the kids are using for "familiar".

she looks really weapon

by Martin Rigs March 21, 2008

weaponized IP

The strategic sniping of intellectual property, patents, trademarks and the like--for the sole purpose of extorting desirable future business interests.

Ok, so MicroSoft, Apple and SpaceX trademarks have expired...guess who just weaponized IP! CHA-CHING!

by YAWA January 22, 2020

Academic Weapon

A student with straight A’s, all the gold medals, exceptional rizz, higher in the social hierarchy and posesses an intellect which threatens the try hards. (Someone who never seems to put an effort into anything and shouldn’t be achieving anything close to what they achieve.)

He was at the party till sunrise last night but still aced the 8am test the next day, what an Academic Weapon.

by edrsidd May 12, 2023

weapon of mass destruction

Something either very small or not existent.

Mr Berlusconi says: “I have a huge cock and the biggest pair of balls you can find in Italy.”
Mr Bush replies: “ye… right! Weapons of mass destruction!”

by Aldo Lo Spavaldo May 1, 2005

weapons of ass destruction

A fart of such magnitude that when released every living thing within a very large area is vaporized.

Harry used his weapon of ass destruction to lay the town to waste.

by Ass Destructor July 5, 2004