WayLaid

Among other definitions, getting Waylaid describes the last minute sexual event that causes you to be late.

On your WAY out the door, your partner approaches you sexually and you get LAID.

BOSS: "Steve why are you 3 minutes late? what's your excuse this time?"

STEVE: "Sorry Boss, my girlfriend waylaid me this morning. Can't turn that down!"

BOSS: "Quickie sex with your super hot girlfriend should not be as high a priority in your life as running my shit errands and kissing my ass. You're Fired"

by FantinoBoy June 12, 2010

wayan

A Wayan is someone who enjoys saying the word cock.

Dude, that Wayan is crazy

by Raw Fury May 15, 2008

waylynn

One of the smartest, most handsome boys you will ever meet. When he walks through a door, everyone's eyes and hearts go immediately in his direction. Waylon will have you in tears laughing at the funny things he says and does. A real pleasure to be around any time of the day. He will take you down if you mess with his family but has a heart of gold. There's just something about those big blue eyes that you just can't get enough of. A lover of animals. One day you'll see this guy on a big music stage. If you ever meet a Waylon, you'll never forget him.

my boyfriend is great he is such a waylynn

by aloysiusBandit February 28, 2018

wylan van velcro cult

the wylan van velcro cult is a groupchat created by a santaka on twt and is a gc full of 68 mentally ill teenagers who spend there free time obsessing over a gay man and books.

"oh no! the wylan van velcro cult is on my timeline again"

by EV3YLNHUGOS November 19, 2021

Wylan

Wylan’s are the best type of people they are nice kind and strong

Is that a Wylan?

by Racks252 April 12, 2022

Wayland

A very loving giving understanding passionate loyal Red neck that likes to fish hunt burn wood out in the yard on a cold night and sing country music by the moon light .drink beer and sip wiskey .and always holds his lady and familey very tight .

Wayland is a very good singer while he dri nks and burns wood

by Big way December 19, 2016

waylyn

A girl who is usually prettier on the inside than the outside but is too afraid of being judged to show it. She loves animals and is only herself around those she trusts the most. Sometimes that isn't even her "friends" at school. She has a god given gift for almost everything she puts her heart into. She is very religious and says her prayers every night even when others say it isn't cool. Most of all this girl will always be shot down by her friends but will get back up until she finally makes a comeback and rules the world.

Waylyn is very smart.

by Wierdo101 February 7, 2015