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Wattpadding

-the act of reading Wattpad fanfictions and not being in the mood of anyone else disturbing you
"Hey, what are you up to?"

"Oh, I'm wattpadding. Don't bother me, I'm in the zone."
by mochi🍓🧸 February 19, 2023
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Wattpad

Pornhub but for horny-er people
Why are you reading wattpad? are you that down bad?
by Already using that name bozo November 15, 2021
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Wattpad bully (f)

A girl who's unnecessarily mean to the female main character of a Wattpad story.

She wears flawless makeup, carries a Starbucks order that takes longer to say than her hair takes to do, and keeps the other hand on her hip at all times. Typically, her popularity is implied by the two other popular girls who follow her wherever she goes and back up everything she says, even though she's not always that popular.

About 30% of the time, by around chapter 20 of the Wattpad story, she'll be revealed to have at least one abusive parent and some kind of past trauma. When this happens, the female main character will always pity her. Usually, they become friends.

Female Wattpad bullies are very effective at making Wattpad girls feel bad about themselves and their romantic situations. This is usually a plot device used to make the friend or crush of the Wattpad girl comfort her.
Wattpad bully (f): "Cal, I LOVE your hair."
Wattpad girl (Calliope or something else quirky, shortened for effect): "Oh, thanks, Trisha! I did it-"
Wattpad bully (Trisha or smth): "Relax, Cal. You're so fugly I can't even laugh."

"Chloe is such a Wattpad bully, why does she even try anymore? smh"
by someone malignant December 22, 2024
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wattpad

by RensCD March 25, 2024
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Wattpad

A place where you either find smutt or some really good books. Theres also some really weird shit like levi x alven and the chipmunks. Idfk people be weird. But like go find my books on there because they are good. ( the_sad_gay)
Damn i just read this really good book called dusk till dawn by the_sad_gay on wattpad
by Sleep_paralysis_demon January 25, 2022
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What in the wattpad

'What in the wattpad' is an expression used when someone or something is being cringy/acting in the way that is often seen in badly-written fanfiction on wattpad. Based on the saying 'What in the hell'.
Person: uhm i really liek you sempai u////u can i pls make out with you
You: What in the wattpad 🗿
by ifuseethisurgay July 2, 2023
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Wattpad

a running joke within the writing community

it is extremely valued by readers worldwide and if threatened will be viciously protected by lonely, mentally ill teenagers.
"Wattpad is why I have not gotten more than 3 hours of sleep on a daily basis"
by areyougayhomie April 8, 2023
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