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Washington State

Washington State is one of the most beautiful and diverse places in the US. It features many unique environments: multiple moutain ranges, ocean beaches, temperate rainforests, gorges, rivers, old growth forests, lakes, rolling hills, cliffs, waterfalls, pine forests, caves, hotsprings, tundra, volcanoes, glaciers, and more.
Washington has 3 national parks, and also many national forests, wilderness areas, and protected land.

Not to mention, Washingtonians are some of the nicest people you'll ever meet.
The state motto: Alki Chinook Jargon meaing "By the by" or "Eventually" accurately describes the way of life of most Washingtonians.
Californian (to his "bra"): "Dude, we should like totally move to Washington State, buy all their land and businesses, raise their housing prices, and like totally force our like ideals and stuff on them!"

Concerned Washingtonian: "Maybe Californians should fix their own state instead of starting a mass exodus to Washington and other states, and ruining their culture in the process."

Uninformed person: "You're from Washington? Have you ever been to the White House?"

Me: "No, I am from the STATE of Washington, you're thinking of the DISTRICT of Columbia."

Actual conversation:
Stupid person: "Washington, isn't that in Canada somewhere?"

Me: "No, Washington is actually the 42nd US state. If you were serious you should go back to 4th grade. If that was a joke, you suck at telling jokes."
by Native Washingtonian April 27, 2008
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Washington Capital Syndrome

Sports teams that can beat the best teams but lose to the crappy ones.
The Washington Caps are the best team in the NHL but lose to 23 ranked Tampa bay lighting ie "Washington Capital Syndrome"
by jilly jackerson March 13, 2010
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Port Washington

"Port Washington...isn't that where Napes comes from?'

Napes
Definition: no
Learn it. Use it. Spread it.
by DStix July 6, 2006
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washington boro

The town in north jersey where literally every kid is poor but still has nice things. Everyone is a drug addict and and goes to quick-check. People who live here are called Boro Rats or Hood Rats
washington boro is shady and poor.
by sandwich6 October 3, 2017
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Washingtonguing

D.C. guys are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Washingtonguing is the sexual act of engaging in cunnilingus, within the District of Columbia. Literally, a Washington-tonguing!
I took a trip to D.C. last week, and this guy gave me the Washingtonguing of a lifetime! Guys really like going down on chicks down there!
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
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Washington State

Agreeing with ":)", Washington IS the best state. I wish I lived there, instead I live in the horrible state (For lack of a better word) California.
I would give anything to move to Bainbridge Island, in the beautiful State of Washington.
by Jon March 14, 2005
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washingtonville

a suckish place to live with shitty poor schools and a the small town with no stores whatsoever. People there either spend their days watching people go by and by occasionally saying something black even though they are as white as wonder bread or they go online and play video games while checking urban dictionary to see how popular they are.
DAMN! We are so popular,i just check urban dictionar and WASHINGTONVILLE HAS 3 ENTRIES!
by ur not getting my name May 27, 2008
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