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Walnut Stamp

Similar to the male equivalent of tea bagging; it is when a female puts her vagina on a friends forehead when they are not paying attention or passed out.
Lindsay’s friend passed out first at the bachelorette party, so they decided to walnut stamp her.
by Iverson Iverson April 11, 2022
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Walnut Gum

The act of chewing on a pair of men's testicles
Tim says Kevin gives the best walnut gumming
by kcuc November 23, 2016
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Winter walnut

The tightly bound, ridged and rippled condition of the scrotum that happens during the colder months of the year, paying soft homage to the outer shell of a walnut.
Dude, turn off the AC. It’s the middle of July and I’m rocking a winter walnut over here!
by W.W. Gnuttsack June 27, 2019
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Half-walnut

The rear view of a vagina, available only when a naked hot woman with a thigh gap is standing.
"As I slowly kissed down her back and along the tender crack of her delectable ass, I was presented with the Holy Grail of all visions - the most perfect half-walnut."
by Cwuppacwoffee April 3, 2019
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Walnut Testicals

"Omg randy is sticking his Walnut Testicals in that mans ass!"
by SmokeyBoii February 7, 2019
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walnut dash

1. The control panel placed in the front of an automobile housing instrumentation and controls for operation of said vehicle. Made in walnut.

2. A more delightful term for an assplosion.
1. Yvonne: Why Geoffrey, you have a such lovely walnut dash. Was it expensive? It looks expensive. Can I sleep with you now?

2. Geoffrey: Yvonne, don't go near the bathroom, I've just had a walnut dash. My ass is stinging like a bitch and the stench could take down a giraffe.
by Big Phil HT January 12, 2011
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winking walnut

The chocolate starfish, the tea-towel holder, the anus
My winking walnut's in a right state after last night's vindaloo!
by Lizbie February 20, 2008
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