The place where all fat, white people go to worship. Also a place where you will see people riding the "scooter carts" that are made for disabled people just because they are fat.
Also, when you walk through the doors, it makes you want to take a surprisingly huge crap and leave it for the workers when you clog the toilet.
Also, a place most people say is cheap and low-class, yet really has great deals and an awesome amount of item that are extremely random yet some-what cool. But, also has a huge amount of cheap knock-off products that work better than you would think they would.
Another thing, there is always going to be people at wal-mart you will call the "wal-mart enthusiast" or the "hardcore christian" of the shopping world. everyone has at the least one one of these friends. They always go to wal-mart for EVERYTHING and always are talking about it. They also creepily know their way perfectly around at the least one wal-mart. I would have to classify myself as one of these creeps.
Lastly, there are those people who, no matter what would never want to say they went to wal-mart for anything. They LITERALLY would get sick at the idea of saying they went to wal-mart. They think they are much too high class to be seen at wal-mart or just down right despise it. They hate the workers of wal-mart, the people who shop there and, even would hate them-selves if they had to admit to going to wal-mart even once. These people hate it yet know they have been there at-least once.
Also, when you walk through the doors, it makes you want to take a surprisingly huge crap and leave it for the workers when you clog the toilet.
Also, a place most people say is cheap and low-class, yet really has great deals and an awesome amount of item that are extremely random yet some-what cool. But, also has a huge amount of cheap knock-off products that work better than you would think they would.
Another thing, there is always going to be people at wal-mart you will call the "wal-mart enthusiast" or the "hardcore christian" of the shopping world. everyone has at the least one one of these friends. They always go to wal-mart for EVERYTHING and always are talking about it. They also creepily know their way perfectly around at the least one wal-mart. I would have to classify myself as one of these creeps.
Lastly, there are those people who, no matter what would never want to say they went to wal-mart for anything. They LITERALLY would get sick at the idea of saying they went to wal-mart. They think they are much too high class to be seen at wal-mart or just down right despise it. They hate the workers of wal-mart, the people who shop there and, even would hate them-selves if they had to admit to going to wal-mart even once. These people hate it yet know they have been there at-least once.
Person 1 (wal-mart lover): hey man, wanna go to wal-mart? They have everything there for the best prices!
Person 2 (wal-mart hater): -almost vomits in mouth- HOW COULD YOU EVER THINK OF GOING THERE, GROSS!
Person 3 (neutral to wal-mart): Hey guys, whats the big fight about?
Person 1 THAT GUY OVER THERE... TH- THE WAL-MART.... HATER, THINKS WAL-MART IS TERRIBLE!
Person 3 how about you guys just go to Target for now.....
Pretty much, The place where you could walk in and out with a gun and bag of weed and people would be too fat, or just too tired to care about what you're doing.
Person 2 (wal-mart hater): -almost vomits in mouth- HOW COULD YOU EVER THINK OF GOING THERE, GROSS!
Person 3 (neutral to wal-mart): Hey guys, whats the big fight about?
Person 1 THAT GUY OVER THERE... TH- THE WAL-MART.... HATER, THINKS WAL-MART IS TERRIBLE!
Person 3 how about you guys just go to Target for now.....
Pretty much, The place where you could walk in and out with a gun and bag of weed and people would be too fat, or just too tired to care about what you're doing.
by STOP HITTING ON ME MOMMY!!! August 3, 2016
Get the Wal-martmug. by Clinker April 26, 2008
Get the wal-martmug. A place for ghetto people to shop. Where every dollar you spend goes back to support ghetto communities in other parts of the world.
I shop at my neighborhood Wal-Mart, and my money goes to support fellow ghetto families in Indonesia and Mexico.
by Brisk July 6, 2004
Get the Wal-martmug. A place where all the customers want everything for free or cheaper even though wal-mart price cuts every other company out of business by being so cheap in there products prices and how they treat their employee's and ass. Lisa's a whore monkey.
Wal-mart customers stampede over the door greeters then complain that they tripped because of the workers.
by Janessa August 4, 2003
Get the Wal-martmug. A concentration Camp...
by Vic May 22, 2004
Get the Wal-Martmug. One thing that pisses one off when buying anything at Wal-Mart is that only one or two checkout aisles are open, even during rush hour.
But on the bright side, Wal-Mart sells the latest computers dirt-cheap. All you have to do is uninstall Linux, throw away the CD, and install your favorite version of Windows, all for $399.99 or less.
But on the bright side, Wal-Mart sells the latest computers dirt-cheap. All you have to do is uninstall Linux, throw away the CD, and install your favorite version of Windows, all for $399.99 or less.
At 2:30 in the morning, on my way back from a trip, I stopped at a local Wal-Mart to buy motor oil and coolant, and saw that the store was just as packed with frantic customers as it was at 2:30 in the afternoon. Yikes!
by sarcastic April 12, 2004
Get the Wal-Martmug. A evil store that sells mostly cheap, Chinese imports to white trash and ignorant, overweight, mostly conservative Americans. Almost everything they sell will break and you will see the worst people the world has to offer at these stores. Avoid.
by ERAUNigga January 12, 2008
Get the Wal-Martmug.