Log Wagger

A man who can only achieve an erection by slapping their penis against their partner's labia.

Debbie: Kaiser what's wrong are you stressed?'
Kaiser: 'Shut the fuck up bitch, whilst I Log wag you good'

*slap, slap, slap*

Debbie: Ffs...is that it?? I've seen bigger chipoloattas. Call yourself a Log Wagger!?! Twig Wagger more like...

by FUCKUPHIMA January 24, 2015

Dager The Wager

Noun - Dager is the peasant of the peasants. He has suicidal thoughts constantly, and thus is a drama queen. He makes a big deal of the little things and is constantly rejected. He bothers everyone but hates to be bothered.

"Dager The Wager, dont do it" His friends say.

"I have to, yesterday the little kids rejected me"
Dager tries to kill himself but doesn't succeed due to his stupidness.

by yet nuts January 26, 2018

Washer's fee

The loose coinage or dollars discovered within the washing machine or clothes dryer by the individual(s) tending the machines and/or laundry. (Money usually originates in the pockets of the clothes atricles being washed).

1. My sister black mailed me into doing her laundry for 2 months but the Washer's fee was grand!

2. "Man I could of swore I had like $5.00 bucks on me but it went missing!" "Bet it became Washer's fee dude."

by AJ632160 September 4, 2009

Gammon Washer

i beleive tim shaw uses the term 'gammon washer' as an alternative name for your bottom hole. Not, as the last entry seems to think, the vagina.

tim shaw's show is described as like turning yourself inside-out through your gammon washer

by pete June 18, 2006

Wager Match

A game mode in Call of Duty 7, (Black Ops) where you bet money at the start (the amount depends if you go normal weak end roller or high end roller, and you can also double down) and if you come in the top 3 you can win some of that money back. There are 4 different types of wager matches.
1: Gun Game-You start with a pistol, and every kill you get moves you up to a better gun. However, if you get knifed, you get demoted to your last weapon. There are 20 guns to go through. As soon as you get a kill with all the guns, you win.
2: Sticks and Stones- You have 4 weapons: Ballistic knife(100 pts. Per kill), Explosive Tip Crossbow (100 pts. Per kill), Knife (25 pts. Per kill), and Tomahawk (10 pts. Per kill, but bankrupts the victim.) You win by having the most points after
time expires.
3: Sharpshooter- All players start with a random gun, and every 45 seconds, the gun changes. You win by having the most kills in the time limit.
4: One in the Chamber- You have a pistol with one round and each player is rewarded with a bullet after every kill. If you kill someone you take their bullet. You only have 3 lives.

N00b: Sharpshooter is the best wager match, without a doubt.
Cool Cat: Gtfo dude, sticks and stones ftw.

by Alejandro Pablo Orlando Romero November 29, 2010

wagger

one who wags uncontrollably

butch was a wagger b/c he never showed up to the game.

nikhil was a serious wagger when he missed the game for having a slight fever.

by master wagger himself April 25, 2009

washer machine

when the person you are making out/kissing with has no idea what they are doing and is shoving their tongue all over in the inside of your mouth and spit is everywhere.

"Was he a good kisser?" "No way! He was a total washer machine!"

by hola_anal August 18, 2013