wrinkle biscuit

The beaver on an old hag

Look at granny sporting that wrinkle biscuit! Think I need to get on some young poon instead!

by tfpMeatShield June 9, 2005

parade of wrinkles

a crowded room full of old people.

i went to thrift town on monday and they had a parade of wrinkles going on.

by george January 20, 2005

wrinkle brain

a very smart person

ohh you wrinkle brain!

by Exirvity September 3, 2023

Catt wrinkles

when your ex cheats on your mother and she has three sons: your step brothers made from your ex. This is catt wrinkles.

"Dude my family got catt wrinkles!"
"Really? That sucks wrinkles"

by LizzzzzzzzJuliaazzzzz January 25, 2019

Wrinkle Chiming

To dance in an absurd manner that your wrinkles fly off of your body and hit the wind chimes on your front porch.

Man 1: "AHHH!! My wrinkles flew off!!"
Man 2: 'What were you doing?!
Man 1: "I was Wrinkle Chiming!!"

by Daveed Kashew December 28, 2011

ab wrinkles

An excuse - an alternative name for fat rolls

I'm not fat, I just have ab wrinkles!!

by Thepatella March 23, 2017

fatigue wrinkles

The wrinkles under your eyes that are more profound after finally getting a good nights sleep.

When you work so much, or go hours without sleep, than you finally get a good solid 6+ hours of sleep. The wrinkles under your eyes are more defined than usual.

No ima see some birch with bags under eyes and be like damn look at them fatigue wrinkles lol

by Donald Trump! April 2, 2017