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Tiger Woods

An alcoholic version of an Arnold Palmer, consisting of half sweet tea and half lemonade Four Loko. As Palmer was the best golfer of his time, Tiger Woods is the best of this time, adding plenty of poor life choices.

WARNING: May result in golf clubs in your Cadillac windshield
That Tiger Woods last night made me go on TV this morning to apologize for what I did
by Paco Gutierrez November 5, 2010
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Niggerland Woods

The white people went to Niggerland Woods and got lost at night.
by Igloo in a Negro December 22, 2012
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elle woods era

that period when you’re over your breakup and you start to focus completely on school or work, much like elle woods in the movie legally blonde where she realizes she needs to get over warner and that getting her law degree is more important.
person a: you know he said he misses you right? you should get back together

person b: ew, no. i’m so over him. i’ve been doing better at school, it’s time for my elle woods era
by immakinwafflesduh September 12, 2021
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chicken of the woods

Last night I shot the chicken of the woods cuz the fawker was eatin my cat food.
by sterr December 31, 2013
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Does a bear shit in the woods?

A sarcastic way of saying hell yes.

Made famous 2001 during the tv-show Friends in season 7 episode 8.
Ross: You hungry?
Joey: Does a bear shit in the woods?
by DanielG. December 26, 2012
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Tiger Woods

I already gave you the damn definition to Tiger Woods
by Jon D, Steve V May 9, 2010
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Tiger Woods Disease

A man who constantly cheats on his wife or girlfriend.
Tom: Did you hear Bill is getting married in three months?

John: You mean the same Bill who had a bad case of Tiger Woods Disease?

Tom: Yeah, that Bill, but he's been mostly cured since the engagement. He's only cheated on her four times in the last year.
by broski16 March 17, 2010
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