Wisdom teeth

When you become yoda wise

Jack:I'm so smart! I'm yoda wise now!
Harry:what?
Jack:I got my wisdom teeth!
Harry: *scoffs* you weren't acting yoda wise at all, when you got them removed more of a jar jar binks wisdom

by Crypti September 20, 2019

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Butt wisdom

Noun.

Knowledge or wisdom learned afterward, like hind sight is 20:20. It is the important advice that came out the back end.

Man one: don't do it. Trust me it's a bad purchase!
Man two: shut up! You are just talking out of your ass!
Man one: Ma! I'm for real! Dropping some serious butt wisdom right here.

Man two: oh. Fo sho. If you've tried it then I trust you.

by SweetNettaTaTa August 31, 2016

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wisdom chin

the grey hair that younger people get on their chin, usually before any other grey hairs appear. usually overweight beering guzzing goons who have partied their young but full life away prematurely

you might want to shave that wisdom chin yong fella

by wclmatt July 06, 2010

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Stall Wisdom

Anything written on the walls of a public toilet.

Dude 1: They still fail to understand why they are failing to understand.
Dude 2: Whoah, that's deep brah.
Dude 1: Read it on a wall when I was taking a dump.
Dude 2: Stall Wisdom...

by Shaheed Mantis. November 06, 2015

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Dog of wisdom

Hi.
It's me.
I'm the dog.
My name is the dog.
Everyone likes me.
I'm cute.
I think i will
bark a nothing now,

*barks*

Who's that.
Coming up over the horizon in my sky.
Who dares?
It's me
The dog of wisdom.
I dispense wisdom
from my mighty
wisdom tooth.
Hi.
What is your wisdom?
Here is my wisdom:
If your ball
Is too big for your mouth,
it's not yours.
That's a good wisdom.
Thanks.
I also know a few
knock knock jokes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ball.
Ball who?
BallIEVE it or not
I'm walking on air
I never thought I could feel
so free-hee-hee!

by iosihbfsvibfs February 21, 2022

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