Wideth

Ms Eminem Bumshits way of saying width.

Ms Eminem: Watt is de wideth of a plante?

by Hehwe September 3, 2023

Bitch wiener

That little guy you work/associate with that is always bitching. Never happy never satisfied. Not exactly a macho man, tends to have a dominant feminine side. Hence the constant bitching.

At work Dustin always has something negative to say, he's is such a bitch wiener.

by Skankhunt1983 March 28, 2017

wide mouth mayonnaise jar

Wide mouth mayonnaise jar--The term used to describe the anus of an x-con.

The Dr. wanted to know how long I had been out when he said my asshole looked like a wide mouth mayonnaise jar!

by vernon dutton January 21, 2004

wiener cousins

Two men who have both had sex with the same woman at some point.

Guy 1:"I hooked up with Charlene last night."
Guy 2:"Dude, I hooked up with her 6 months ago!"
Together: "Wiener cousins!"
*high five*

by Jeezy_Hamilton April 22, 2009

Double wide and elbow deep

A particularly vigorous game of fisting, whereby both hands, wrists and forearms are inserted into the anus.

Considered as 'Grade 10 - Expert' on the 'Fisting for Bummers' scale

Observer 1: Tarquin is a little light on the loafers today?
Observer 2: Yep, heard that James was 'double wide and elbow deep' in him last night.
Observer 1: Fuck! That is going to smart, even for an expert 'catcher' like Tarquin.

by Smellynappybaby May 2, 2014

widepepOMEGAKEKHappyChampHands

...idk

That was not very widepepOMEGAKEKHappyChampHands of you

by nutta-butta May 16, 2020

Wide Awake

Wide Awake is a very widely known Twilight Fan Fiction by the author Angstgodess003.
With an amazing mixture of Angst, Comedy, and Wit, it is more than worthy of being published into it's own book.

It is highly suggested among many of the Twilight Fandom.

Summary: Edward and Bella have dark pasts that leave them severely emotionally scarred, with nightmares that force them to stay awake. They meet and begin to form a bond during the night hours. All Human

The story has been discontinued on FnaFiction.net but is still being written on the Authors LiveJournal:

http://angstgoddess003.livejournal.com/

Some might say that Wide Awake is better than Twilight itself. Even if you don't like Twilight, read it.

by Shnabby The Mouse March 15, 2009