Warpy Jaw

1. The Southern equivalent to the North's "Lock Jaw"

2. (Noun)A condition that occurs when a person has been sucking too much dick, and begins to feel an ache in their jaws. Can sometimes result in "warp" to the jaw, where a person keeps their jaw in a weird position as it tends to relieve the aforementioned ache.

Ex) As I was watching the guy walk down the street I noticed one side of his mouth was slightly contorted, and thought he might be the victim of a stroke. However, upon closer examination I saw his "Girls Kick Ass" T-Shirt and very short cut-off denim shorts, and realized this man was suffering from Warpy Jaw.

Ex 2) Man 1: Dude I really don't want to go see the movie
tonight....

Man 2: Dude you are such a little warpy jaw bitch!!!

by Kevin57 February 15, 2008

Warpie

A person who attends Warped Tour.

Taylor: Hey, you went to warped tour this year. That means you're not a warped virgin anymore.
Katrina: Yeah, I'm a warpie now.

by Warpette September 6, 2013

Warpork

Warpork is the angry and battle-mad PINGUSH! Usually employed for the purpose of a grudgefuck, the Warpork is a large, veiny, brutal and sadistic tool of conquest over the vagoo.

That's the powah of the Warpork, dude.

by Saint_Sinner August 7, 2011

Warping

"Warping" or "Warp" is a drinking game based on the song "Warp 1.9". During the song there are three instances where the singer says "One, Two, Woot! Woot!". Immediately after the singer says this phrase, everybody starts to drink their respective drinks. The goal is to finish your drink first. However, once one person puts their drink down, everyone must put their drink down. Thus, everyone is limited by the slowest drinker.

There is a short space between the first and second "woot"s and a longer space between the second and third. The game should ideally be played with two or more beers. The game was invented in a parking lot in Keene, NH in December of 2009.

Parents: "Jimmy, where were you last night?"

Jimmy: "I was warping, and I couldn't drive afterwards"

Kid: "Hey guys, want to warp"

Other Kid: "Hell yeah! Lets steal some of my dad's beer"

In Canada, where drinking games are illegal, one can be arrested for warping.

by Nicoslavia January 5, 2010

warped tour

an all day long concert consisting of 50+ amazing bands, sweating, moshing & crowd surfing. honestly? nothing could be better.

- So how was warped tour?

- Awesome: I got kicked, punched, landed on. You know ..

- And that was fun?

- HELL YES

by Kate S September 27, 2005

warped

To be convoluted, twisted, rippled or distorted.

1) The lumber left outside warped from exposure to the sun and rain. 2) Years of drug abuse had warped the mans mind. 3) Strong magnetic fields from the black hole warped time and space allowing the ship to travel into another dimension.

by Patrick White March 12, 2004

warpublican

A hypocritical republican who is pro-war despite lack of WMDs or eminent threat, and regardless of the fact that they claim to believe foreign intervention is wrong and the US should not be world police.

Joe used to support ethical standards for politicians, limited government, and fiscal responsibility; but ever since Bush got re-elected, he's become just another lockstep warpublican.

by Elias Creed May 6, 2007