Jake Waterman

Some crack whore who is addicted to mushrooms and had all of his friends ditch him.

"Hey, what ever happened to that one kid?"
"Oh, you mean Jake Waterman? He was busted by the police for carrying illegal drugs."

by rtl1984 October 30, 2023

Alyssa walters

Alyssa walters was my bestfriend or as we would say befristend she battles problems but would always make sure i was happy she was one of the few people i could tell anything too she gave great hugs and advice i miss her i wish i didnt mess up and we would still be friends when i was around her all my problems went away i miss her so much

Alyssa walters my ex befristend i really hope shes doing okay i miss her

by Deadhuman34 January 22, 2024

Alyssa walters

My ex best friend or as we would say befristend we may not talk anymore and even if we never talk again i hope shes doing well i miss her so much and im truley sorry for everything ive done and im sorry im such a bad friend amd im sorry for always being jealous so much if i could go back and make it where we were still friends i would do it in a heart beat and alyssa if your reading this i truly am sorry and am trying to change

Alyssa walters one of the only friends i had that new me more then i new myself she gave the best hugs and always made me feel important i miss her

by Deadhuman34 December 5, 2023

Annie Walters

Perfect

Hjfg Annie Walters

by anonymous March 14, 2024

Barbara Walters

The white bitch who outed Ricky Martin against his will. She's dead now, yay!

Barbara Walters: "You could stop these rumors," "You could say, 'Yes, I am gay or no I'm not.'"
Me: STHU, bitch he isn't ready!
Ricky Martin: (Oh shit this bitch has me!)

by Chico chico chico March 27, 2024

Alyssa walters

My ex bestfriend or as we would say befristend i miss her so much i wanna know how shes doing and wish i could ask her but i lost her number i truly hope shes doing well and i wish i could talk to her i miss are friendship shes amazing i cared about her very much and i know she cared about me too she was crazy but i loved that about her and i was crazy too we were both like sisters and had a lot im commen but one thing we also had in common was that we both weren't the best at apologizing to people but alyssa if you see this and i hope you will i know how much you like checking your name in urban dictionary so hopefully you will i want you to know i am sorry for everything i did i miss you i still care about you if you ever want to text me i still have the same number even if we dont become as close as we were i atleast just want to know how you are doing

Alyssa walters was my best friend and i wanna apologize for me messing up are friendship

by Deadhuman34 May 26, 2024

Bleep tha waterman

Hitting up your local drug dealer to see what he/she has.

"Dawg, I'm about to bleep tha waterman!"

by Jeffreh March 31, 2009