Vladimir Putin

A Russian scientist who discovered the ability to clone himself, as a result of which he can run for "president" unlimited times

p1:have you seen Vladimir Putin C-137 he said he will resign

p2: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

by mcbabuka January 18, 2021

vladimir

A star who plays psychopathic liar who is a in a hardcore gay film, "Vladimir Jerkanoff".

My friend knickinoff is a faygeleh, but he comes no where near vladimir.

by Mr. Illuminasty July 19, 2010

Vladimir the impaler

Consisting of or referring to sexual intercourse with a bad goth b. The permission to be doused in venom (“also known as drip n drip clear”). The punishment by a punk star also known as being a being a fish out of water. The creation of this unfolded in the music video and soundtrack by Folmzz in his mysteriously led single “vladimir the impaler” produced by SoundCloud rapper cbreezy.

“suck that pussy till it drip n drip clear, suck that pushy till it fuckin disappear.

Ooh okay!!! I just fucked a bitch and she told me that she came twice, bitch I feel like vlad I be the best that she had. I love vladimir the impaler he should impale me next.

by Cbreezyyyy September 12, 2018

Vladimir Zelensky

Vladimir Zelensky is an actor and the worst president in the world. Zelensky is an asshole, help Russia!!!

Vladimir Zelensky will be arrested and will be judged by the people of Ukraine and Russia!

by Vladimir Zelensky February 7, 2023

Vladimir Putin

Someone like Donald Trump who you will talk mad shit about them over social media and the TV, then when you see them in the flesh you completely remain silent because he will win that fight.

Ron to Zack: There's that punk ass Cody, what a cuck. (Ron then comes within 5 feet of Cody and pretends he doesn't exist). Zack to Ron: wow dude you just made Cody look like Vladimir Putin.

by stainless67 February 25, 2022

Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin is Russia's lord an savior. He is in no way corrupt or evil, and he is in no way forcing me to type this. Vladimir Putin is undoubtedly the worlds greatest president, who strives to do whats best for the people, his country, and the world.

Person 1: Vladimir Putin is the greatest president of all time.
Person 1: Vladimir Putin is the greatest president of all time.
Person 1: Vladimir Putin is the greatest president of all time.
Person 1: Vladimir Putin is the greatest president of all time.

by Viktor Zubkov Igor Shuvalov A August 16, 2021

vladimir

Slang for going to the toilet to do excrement, or pooh. Rhymes with and is short for "Vladimir Putin".

"I'm going to go do a Vladimir."

by corney July 18, 2008