vietnam landline

When one defecates onto another's chest, then slamming one's hand into the feces making it explode.

"Why's the room covered in shit?"
"John gave Sera a vietnam landline last night."

by JDH656 March 27, 2015

Vietnam Rose

Term originating from the Vietnam war describing the large open red sore that appears on the penis of persons infected with syphilis.

Several weeks after visiting the prostitute he noticed a big red vietnam rose growing on his knob end.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Vietnam Crop Dusting

A form of crop dusting where you accidentally shit yourself. This smells so toxic that it is comparable to the spraying of Agent Orange from cropdusters during the Vietnam War.

"When had to let one rip in school, I had a Vietnam Crop Dusting the hallway. Can you bring me some clean pants, mom?"

by Scatman_Sam October 30, 2017

vietnam fuckin

When the sex is so raw and animalistic that it closely resembles warfare; often lasting insanely long amounts of time and/or scoring record O counts for both parties.

Yea man, me n MJ were vietnam fuckin the other night n busted the headboard again.

by cornshucked April 24, 2018

Vietnam Phenom

(1) A decorated soldier of the Vietnam War
(2) A person who obsesses over the loss of Vietnam
(3) A Vietcong Veteran

Full Metal Jacket was full of Vietnam Phenoms

by EmJayee November 10, 2018

Vietnam corn dog

Sticking you penis in your own asshole

Person 1: damn bro I just had an Vietnam corn dog

Person 2: eew bro gross

Person 3: same

by Phillis Hunkleberry October 29, 2019

Vietnam corn dog

Sticking your dick in your asshole

Person 1: damn I just had a Vietnam corn dog

Person 2: nice so did I

by Phillis Hunkleberry October 29, 2019