vietnam landline

When one defecates onto another's chest, then slamming one's hand into the feces making it explode.

"Why's the room covered in shit?"
"John gave Sera a vietnam landline last night."

vietnam landline by JDH656 March 27, 2015

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Vietnam Rose

Term originating from the Vietnam war describing the large open red sore that appears on the penis of persons infected with syphilis.

Several weeks after visiting the prostitute he noticed a big red vietnam rose growing on his knob end.

Vietnam Rose by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

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Vietnam Crop Dusting

A form of crop dusting where you accidentally shit yourself. This smells so toxic that it is comparable to the spraying of Agent Orange from cropdusters during the Vietnam War.

"When had to let one rip in school, I had a Vietnam Crop Dusting the hallway. Can you bring me some clean pants, mom?"

Vietnam Crop Dusting by Scatman_Sam October 30, 2017

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vietnam fuckin

When the sex is so raw and animalistic that it closely resembles warfare; often lasting insanely long amounts of time and/or scoring record O counts for both parties.

Yea man, me n MJ were vietnam fuckin the other night n busted the headboard again.

vietnam fuckin by cornshucked April 24, 2018