Veenemonster

NOUN. A supernatural being spotted in the southeastern grounds of the United States. Its said, by those who claim an encounter, that it possesses human qualities reminiscent to those of a female. Sightings are numerous near bodies of waters, specially rivers and lakes (fresh water). One must exercise caution if ever in the vicinity of this being, its said to seem harmless, its victims would say otherwise.

RUN!! Its the Veenemonster!

Mom I want candy!
- If you dont shut up little Johnny I will let the Veenemonster loose on your ass!

I dont believe in monsters, but I've seen the Veenemonster, its no joke.

by A Believer December 31, 2007

Venetian tarantula

A cumbersome and tangled tuft of untrimmed pubic hair on a woman that makes it difficult to access the fleshy vagina underneath.

I was considering going down on my girlfriend but her Venetian tarantula was blocking my access.

by F_Bombadier December 3, 2009

venetian clam

A sexual position where the woman puts her ankles behind her head.

Dude, I hooked up with this chick from yoga class and found out she's a fiend for the venetian clam!

by themadnutbag October 13, 2011

Venetian Musket

The act of taking a half melted Vienetta ice cream, loosely spreading it around the asshole and then ramming it inside using a stick.

Me an the Mrs could only manage half the Vienetta last night, so I dropped my trousers and she gave me a Venetian Musket.

by LeeMR February 15, 2017

Venextron

The Dragon, the Harbinger of Humanity and the ruler of Free Earth, Venextron leads the Warborn of Humanity against all of mankind's foes. Twelve Warlords of great renown and power serve him, but none equal his strength.

All hail honour! Venextron with his warlords have come!

by Venextron June 2, 2018

venelope

Venelope is a psychotic rich princess who loves to swear and curse. She is also sadistic and takes enjoyment in seeing others in pain. She also makes scary threats and usually means what she says in that manner. Venelope is also quite fun and sarcastic although she makes the wierdest jokes that can only be understood by those who are crazy. She believes all the best people are crazy. She is Arabian/British and loves to break the rules in anything. Venelope has been suspended from school many times and has experience in dealing with weapons such as bombs, guns. Her speciality is gun's and if you make her pissed, There is a 98 percent chance that her face will be the last you ever see. She goes undercover by many different names however her common nickname is Vene.

I'm Venelope, I'll fucking kick the shit out of you.
I'm Venelope, I always get what I want.
I'm Venelope, I'll be sure to rip your balls out one by one.

by IHATEPINEAPPLES August 2, 2018

Veneza

Veneza is an awesome girl who is very laid back. You can tell her anything,she's very open . She doesn't judge. She's not like other girls, she cares for others with out a second thought. She is an awesome girlfriend ,who would do anything to make her man happy. If she's ever yours , consider yourself lucky.
She made her boyfriend soup when she was sick, that was such a veneza move

veneza is beautiful and intelligent

by veneza March 3, 2019