Sex at the video arcade: ie standing up because the booth is too small for otherwise. After a published Civil War soldier's letter referring to "horizontal refreshment".
by bornpetrified July 29, 2009
Get the vertical refreshmentmug. A management term, when a large and powerful organization is cascading incompetence from the top down.
Top level management decides to reduce front line workers to save money, but later finds out that customers are not getting the service they expect, or had received in the past..
Top level management decides to reduce front line workers to save money, but later finds out that customers are not getting the service they expect, or had received in the past..
by oilfilter April 22, 2015
Get the vertical fornicationmug. Pertaining to the protruberance of the penis whilst engorged with blood. A euphamism for an erection.
Hey Scott, why did you walk up to the chalkboard sideways? Um, let's just say that at the time I was vertically glad and didn't feel like being the butt of a bunch of boner jokes.
by mayonasio October 11, 2014
Get the vertically gladmug. an erect penis
by penguinlies July 11, 2017
Get the vertical joemug. a large, corporate (or not!) 'skyscraper' (or not!) office building!!
inside, the same basic work is done one would experience on a horizontal plantation, but paper/"paperless" oriented!! rather than being spread-out over many acres, it is confined in/to a narrow, tall area.
same kind of "slave drivers", but POSSIBLY more color-blind....!! -usually owned and operated by a 'family' of 'droids or zombies...."climate controlled", so; lack of 'freedom' from others germs/funk!!
inside, the same basic work is done one would experience on a horizontal plantation, but paper/"paperless" oriented!! rather than being spread-out over many acres, it is confined in/to a narrow, tall area.
same kind of "slave drivers", but POSSIBLY more color-blind....!! -usually owned and operated by a 'family' of 'droids or zombies...."climate controlled", so; lack of 'freedom' from others germs/funk!!
skonk, dude? naw!, -got to pee in a cup for the vertical plantation tomorrow!!
jane and lauren had sex in a store room at the vertical plantation!!
i work in a vertical plantation in manhattan!!
jane and lauren had sex in a store room at the vertical plantation!!
i work in a vertical plantation in manhattan!!
by michael foolsley September 11, 2011
Get the vertical plantationmug. 1) A phrase used by someone who is supposed to be professional to define a short person
2) “I’m not fat, I’m big boned,” but for short people
3) A phrase used to describe a minuscule individual
2) “I’m not fat, I’m big boned,” but for short people
3) A phrase used to describe a minuscule individual
by pixel the almighty March 16, 2022
Get the Vertically Challengedmug. that girl with the verticly strecht face that makes her look like a girraf. also has a nice ass.
originated from the chronicles of three jokers in st. basil
originated from the chronicles of three jokers in st. basil
by code January 10, 2005
Get the vertical stewiemug.