vertical joe

an erect penis

Look! Peter has a vertical joe in the middle of class!

by penguinlies July 11, 2017

Vertical Pocket

A slang term for vagina.

Guy 1: Dude, how'd the date go?
Guy 2: Well, let's just say I stuck it in her vertical pocket.

by Whoopdeedo December 4, 2014

Vertically Obese

Someone that's extremely tall.

Daniel: Oh Whilliam you're so vertically obese you can almost reach the stars.

by Giitukj October 8, 2019

vertical refreshment

Sex at the video arcade: ie standing up because the booth is too small for otherwise. After a published Civil War soldier's letter referring to "horizontal refreshment".

I'm goin' out for some vertical refreshment. See ya.

by bornpetrified July 29, 2009

vertical plantation

a large, corporate (or not!) 'skyscraper' (or not!) office building!!

inside, the same basic work is done one would experience on a horizontal plantation, but paper/"paperless" oriented!! rather than being spread-out over many acres, it is confined in/to a narrow, tall area.

same kind of "slave drivers", but POSSIBLY more color-blind....!! -usually owned and operated by a 'family' of 'droids or zombies...."climate controlled", so; lack of 'freedom' from others germs/funk!!

skonk, dude? naw!, -got to pee in a cup for the vertical plantation tomorrow!!

jane and lauren had sex in a store room at the vertical plantation!!

i work in a vertical plantation in manhattan!!

by michael foolsley September 11, 2011

vertical stewie

that girl with the verticly strecht face that makes her look like a girraf. also has a nice ass.

originated from the chronicles of three jokers in st. basil

look at vertical stewie shes wearing a bra today

by code January 10, 2005

Vertically Challenged

1) A phrase used by someone who is supposed to be professional to define a short person

2) “I’m not fat, I’m big boned,” but for short people

3) A phrase used to describe a minuscule individual

I’m not short, I’m Vertically Challenged, MOM.

by pixel the almighty March 16, 2022