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Velcro on the ceiling

How you keep little black children from bouncing on the bed
My kid's baby daddy got tired of them jumping up and down on the beds so he stapled Velcro on the ceiling.
by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011
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Velcro Chair

The term used when a you or a co-worker cannot leave the office because if to much work - or are too lazy to leave the office.
Casey was in the Velcro Chair all week with that monster of a project his boss laid on him Monday morning.

Brian only made two sales calls all week because he was on the internet watching March Madness - damn Velcro Chair.
by B. Hanback February 24, 2009
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Velcrocity

The amount of velcro-ability something has; the strength of velcro on an object.
1. The couch has a higher velcrocity than the glass; the glass has minimal velcrocity.

2.The velcro on my bag has too much velcrocity; it is hard to open.
by Tigressfourtwenty December 9, 2008
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Valerie

Valarie is one of the sweetest girls you will ever meet! her smile lights up a room, and her hair is always a gorgeous color. she is also crazy good at every subject in school, especially math. she loves sticking up she middle finger, but if she does it to you, that means she loves you. she is one of the greatest girls you will ever meet. if you are lucky enough to find a valarie, never ever let her go!
guy 1: bro did you see Valerie today?
yea she looks amazing, as always.
by shampoobitch25 October 28, 2019
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Valery

A Cowan's crush. Usually very pretty and smart. Will be sought after by many guys.
I am in love with Valery, she's so hot.
by Haha revenge September 28, 2011
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Valerie

She is really cute and she can make your day. If you have have her in your life you should keep her
by Your man :) October 14, 2019
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Valery

A amazing girl who has many personalitys that are amazing, she has many friends and is very gorgeous she the best
wow shes a valery
by Harrison 7 May 23, 2016
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