vegetarian 

people who don't eat animal flesh.

But eat some products.

It's not hard as words go.

"I don't eat anything with eyes, except potatoes."

vegetarian by matthew sheffield July 26, 2003

vetinarian 

Common but stupid mispronunciation of Veterinarian.

Man, I had such a shitty day today. My hamster Giggles escaped from his cage and ate a whole package of Pop Rocks. I had to take him to the Vetinarian but before I got there he exploded all over the dashboard of my new car. It wasn't cute.

vetinarian by Nicholas Arnold May 22, 2008

Cannibalistic Vegetarian 

A person whom refuses to eat any animal products (i.e. meat...Or anything that is torn off a non-human animal's body.) but may be willing to eat the flesh of other humans. And babies.

Man: Why won't that Freak over there eat this hotdog made of cow anus?

Woman: Because she's a Cannibalistic vegetarian.

Man: What the hell does that mean?

Woman: Stick your arm out in front of her and you'll find out.

Cannibalistic Vegetarian by Tofu June 24, 2004

Vegetarian 

We're a bit of a wanker group, contrary to popular thought vegetarians aren't against eating animals. We're actually a group of people with a vendetta against plants, so much so we spend all our energy on making plants lives miserable & forget about eating meat.
Our favourite past times include drowning beans
peeling vegetable skin off
spraying organic shit all over plants
& ripping fruits off the limbs of plants.

And here was you stereotyping us as hippie-preachers against harming life

John planted seeds to make his garden bountiful in plant-life, little did the plants know John was a bit of a wanker who was going to kill them mercilessly & make soup out of their bodies.
The vegetarian bastard

Vegetarian by dumbguy1anddumbguy2 May 5, 2011

pesco-vegetarian

A term used to describe the eating patterns of someone who is not an ovo or lacto vegetarian, but does restrict the intake of certain meats. They do not consume red meat or poultry, but will consume fish or seafood. The term is used to discribe a diet, not nessasarily a moral decision.

Sally thought eating red meat was unhealthy, so the only meat she eats is fish; therefore Sally is a Pesco-vegetarian.

pesco-vegetarian by Pesca girl December 11, 2006

pesci-vegetarian 

A pesci-vegetarian eats fish, but not poultry or other meats

the pesci-vegetarian would like the salmon but hold the chicken thank you.

pesci-vegetarian by haley crenchizzle January 11, 2008

Vegetarian 

A person who isn't fucking scared of him.

I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him

Vegetarian by I'mnotcertain December 1, 2010