vardon

The Armenian meatball we all know and love. Vardon is a guest-star on David Dobrik's vlogs, where he is known for his energy and innocence. He actually holds the world record for being invisible longer than anyone else, and plans to rob Subway. Vardon is a victim of bullying at his school, however his good friend David and Josh Fucking Peck told the principal on the bully. Unfortunately, Vardon is currently at war with none other than Alex Ernst, the bunny-lover/furry we all know and love (and put on a few pounds). The two are feuding over... tbh we don't even know Vardon didn't let him go on a trampoline or some shit so Alex got mad etc etc. Ultimately, the only thing keeping Vardon going through all these daring tasks, is Krispy Kreme. Why yes, the main energy source for the high cholesterol goofball is the delicious, sweet, glazed donuts from his second home, Krispy Kreme.

Me: "Yo I love Vardon from David's vlogs!"
Liza: "Nah he fucking sucks."
Me: "Fuck you Liza, this is why you're not in the Vlog Squad anymore."
Liza: *explodes into dust*

by TardGuard January 29, 2019

roger varian

Roger Varian - 'Good Roger' or 'Bad Roger' - terminology from those betting on UK Horse Racing...derived from the trainer Roger Varian

When having a bet a winner is 'Good Roger'.....a loser 'Bad Roger' - always accompanied by a photoshop of Roger Varian

by Galileo2001 December 31, 2016

Omarion variant

Slang term for the omicron variant of the COVID-19 virus. Used by people who don’t know how to pronounce “omicron.”

“My friend has COVID.”
“She has Covid?! She got the Omarion?!”
“Yeah the Omarion variant.”

by LightningScorpion March 18, 2022

Scottius, varianus

a creature not understood by modern science. in his own town, something that can barely get a girl to talk to him on intimate terms. yet away, in a foreign enviornment is a hook-up machine desired by more females than he knows what to do with. which is good, because he has a good field to pick from...because he's picky...yea. ANYWAY, back to the definition, right- He surpases his close relative, the P Falz in all areas of coolness, which is why he is not emo. also unlike P Falz he consumes large amounts of alchohol, something P Falz is thinking of doing, because he is bored, lonely, and wanting...and pissed about all three things.
He also makes short, to the point definitions. Probably because he has things to do where he is. It would be good if he didnt get pissed off while reading this, because rather than a definition, it has become and emo rant by the P Falz.
In short, Scottius Varianus is a cool creature who will be visited by the Pfalz in the coming months, if he came take his emo ranting.

GAWD DAMN! Sottius Varianus is one BAAADD pimp daddy.

by P Falz November 15, 2004

Varin

Varin is an awesome person. With darker hair. She is very beautiful, smart and loving. Always puts a smile on your face. Likes relationships. All the teachers and students like her. Keeps her promises. She is quite popular. And all the guys like her.

You all need a Varin in your life, she is the best.

by B.AA November 22, 2021

delta variant

Variant of SARS-CoV-2, the virus that causes COVID-19. It was discovered first in India in October 2020. It has an increased infectivity rate and has shown to be less affected by the COVID vaccines, and is now the dominant strain in the United States. Synonyms are B.1.617.2, AY.1, and AY.2.

The delta variant is now the dominant strain of COVID-19 in the US.

by slweeb July 12, 2021

Putin Variant

The latest deadly Covid-19 mutant, suspected to be from Moscow or Crimea, is thought to be more infectious and transmissible than the Delta and the Omicron variants—the Russian “variant of concern” that some scientists in WHO had unofficially christened the “Pi variant” has apparently bypassed most of the protection offered by Sputnik V.

Unverified reports claim that dozens of dead and injured Russian soldiers in Ukraine were already infected with the Putin variant while on their way to invading their neighbor a second time.

by MathPlus March 1, 2022