A Vancouver Ventriloquist is a sexual act that is highly erotic for women. The giver of the double V must first have decently long finger nails, preferably at least two weeks growth. To start the giver inserts their fist inside the receivers vagina. As the fisting is occurring the giver, without warning, must insert their arm as deep as possible inside the receiver. Then the giver should dig their finger nails as deep as possible into the wall of the vagina and scratch feverishly. This in turn will make the receiver scream like a puppet.
I was fisting this bitch last night and slipped her the old Vancouver Ventriloquist, man did she scream!
I pulled a Jeff Dunham on my wife last night, unfortunately I had to take her to the hospital.
I pulled a Jeff Dunham on my wife last night, unfortunately I had to take her to the hospital.
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They’re a large-ish group in Canada bc and you only know about them if u live in Canada
it’s the next time Horton’s amirite 🤠🤠
They’re a large-ish group in Canada bc and you only know about them if u live in Canada
it’s the next time Horton’s amirite 🤠🤠
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by Sticky Flapjack King April 4, 2012
Get the Vancouver Maple Log mug.A maneuver which is performed when making passionate love to a female snowboarder or skier. Just as you reach orgasm, you slam her (Snowboard or Ski) helmet on her head, lift the visor and ejaculate copious amounts of semen into her helmet. You then must slam the visor shut and vigorously shake her head about, plastering her with semen. Then you remove the helmet, leaving a white frosted coating on her head, resembling the top of a snow cone. Inspired by some fine ass 2010 Winter Olympian Skiers.
Skeez: Yo I'm going to Vancouver to watch the Winter Olympics.
Bates: Oh shit, last time I went to the Winter Olympics, I stuck my chode in like 3 sluts helmets. I was serving more snow cones than a carnival.
Skeez: I must partake.
Bates: Nothing like a administering a Vancouver Snow Cone my friend. Nothing at all.
Bates: Oh shit, last time I went to the Winter Olympics, I stuck my chode in like 3 sluts helmets. I was serving more snow cones than a carnival.
Skeez: I must partake.
Bates: Nothing like a administering a Vancouver Snow Cone my friend. Nothing at all.
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