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Rice Valve

A part on a car, whether good or bad, that chances performance or sound from factory standards. Also any part in need of repair or replacement that makes the car sound bad or look stupid. Examples include a squeaking engine belt, aftermarket exhaust, super or turbo chargers, or any malfunctioning part of a car, like a noisy engine that is worn out.

Also, any time a Honda or other foreign car that somebody revs really hard or tries to floor it, making the car sound loud as hell. After hearing this one would comment on the Rice Valves in the car, even though they don't exist.

Abbreviated as Rvalves.
Dude, did you hear the exhaust on that car? Must have some monster Rice Valves in it!

I floored my car yesterday, I thought the Rive Valves were gonna explode!

Person 1: Man, my A/C belt is squeaking.
Person 2: Sounds like you need to get your Rice Valves replaced.
by Tiger Trainer November 13, 2009
mugGet the Rice Valvemug.

hyphaduphinator valve

hi-fa-doo-fa-nator. Noun: The most costly thing a mechanic can sell you when your car is in the shop.
My car has been in the shop for a week now and the mechanic said I need a new Hyphaduphinator valve because I had worn out the old one. Good thing though it's only $1500, Next years model is almost twice that.
by Wyldthing February 4, 2010
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Clatter Valve

Clatter valve is a north east slang for a women's private parts (the foof)
She got it right in the clatter valve last night.
by Robbie Weir fan club September 8, 2014
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nipper valve

the end of the metabolic line,the organ that propagates a biological full stop.the anus.
the part of you that pulses when you dodge death by inches
dave;ijust nearly got dropped by that huge chav!
jamie;i know!!he was huge,are you ok!
dave;yeah im fine,nipper valve is twitchin a bit though..brrr
by myblueshades October 16, 2008
mugGet the nipper valvemug.

Douche Valve

Wireless (Bluetooth) headset worn by loud obnoxious douchebags that think everyone around them wants to hear their conversation.
Bob's talking on his Douche Valve again!
by electrogeek March 7, 2012
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penis valve

The act of jamming your penis into a faucet to stop the flow of the water
Jimmy broke the sink so he had to use a penis valve
by Waffles magoo September 4, 2016
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Grunt Valve

A vehicle that has been modified so that it produces a loud, rumbling, aggressive noise when the engine is revved. This modification is known as installing a ‘Grunt Valve’
Dave: Bruv, what was that car that just sped past us, sounded like a TVR or something..?

Joe: Nah mate, saxo.

Dave: Shit man, must have a fat grunt valve innit.

Dave: What you sayin Joe?

Joe Just chillin in the grunt valve innit.

Dave: Fair play, whats the grunt valve sayin?

Grunt Valve: GGRRRRRRR – WAAAAP WAAAAPP WAAAAAAAAAAAAP!

Dave: That’s some serious grunt valve right there Joe, he is on it.

Joe: Innit doe.
by Badmaninnitdoe October 7, 2010
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