The only way to tax on love.
Men are obviously taxed more heavily than women, sometimes have to completely subsidise some women's Valentine's Tax because they are beautiful women, and you are only a man.
Men are obviously taxed more heavily than women, sometimes have to completely subsidise some women's Valentine's Tax because they are beautiful women, and you are only a man.
Wow I'm so glad I won't get taxed by the Inland Revenue's Hallmark wing on valentine's day, I'm all out of girls to wine and dine and give dumb gifts.
by Sharpy69 February 16, 2007
by altt February 01, 2004
all the people who stress over gettin valentines day flowers to someone who will throw them away in a week.
all my females who get stressed out to find someone so they wont be alone on valentines day
all my females who get stressed out to find someone so they wont be alone on valentines day
by lilskjbaby February 14, 2004
by sebi-swimmer February 14, 2015
The shittiest day of the year for me. People say that I'm beautiful all the time but how can I be so beautiful and single at the same time? Do people just say that I'm pretty to make me feel better about myself? I've been single my whole life (elementary school relationships don't count). This is a day where single girls like me feel ugly for not having a boyfriend. It's a day of mourning my loneliness and the death of my cousin. I'm making it my tradition to go up to my room and cry on this day because of how horrible I feel.
Valentine's Day fucking sucks. My cousin died on that day in 2016 and many others in 2018. I'm making it a tradition to cry in my room alone every year that I'm single. Fuck Valentine's Day! Cupid is an inaccurate bastard! Cupid can suck my non-existent dick.
by Vampira Andres February 02, 2019
by Anm777 February 14, 2017
Valentine Day is on February 14th. It is a special day to express your feelings for that one special person. You can send them chocolate, flowers or just treat them with affection.
For the people who are single:
Valentine Day; also known as Single Awareness Day or also know as SAD
For the people who are single:
Valentine Day; also known as Single Awareness Day or also know as SAD
Person who is in a relationship: "Oh my god, it's Valentine's Day!"
Person who is single: "What? It's Single Awareness Day today?"
Person who is single: "What? It's Single Awareness Day today?"
by little miss secretive May 29, 2014