Vladimir Puta

Putin's real surname.

The year 2022 has arrived, a herd of Vladimir Puta's super ugly red cunts are rushing from Russia, war starts, and Ukraine is ruined!

by Shiine-1 February 26, 2022

Vladimir Lenin

The man whose revolution created the Soviet Union and ultimately lead to the death of millions worldwide. Ironically, he now serves capitalism as the subject of t-shirts for the politically and historically uninformed.

"Dude, look at my new t-shirt; it has Vladimir Lenin on it! Now people will think I'm an idealistic rebel!"

by PHATErik November 8, 2007

Vlad Deprivation

Not seeing/talking to Vlad in so long you’re

gonna die.

“I haven’t seen Vlad in a week”
“O NO! You must have Vlad Deprivation”

by Joe_Is_Cool November 18, 2019

Vladmir Putin

Some thirsty mofo who wants world domination

Vladmir Putin: We've seized Crimea, and now we've got Ukraine, nothing can stop me now from world domination MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 😈😈
Secretary: Uh- Mr. Putin
Vladmir Putin: WHAT, WHAT??? Can't you see I'm having my evil moment???
Secretary: Yes Mr. Putin, but to your dismay, Ukraine is winning the war.
Vladmir Putin: I-

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 27, 2022

Vlad

A person who usually takes a shower for at least one hour (wanking is included)

Yo, Vlad, Why have you been taking a shower for one hour?
Problem?

by wanking December 12, 2016

Vladimir

A Russian guy with the most handsome features you will ever see. These may include brown/black hair, brown eyes
A man that’s knows what he wants and has a heart made of gold. Very aggressive when drinking alcohol.

Vladimir is so lovley

by Anedlios perto October 28, 2017

Vlad

Known as Vlad Tepes, Vlad Dracul, or Vlad The Impaler, this man was a one of a kind person, always killing and owning. Good looking, smart, he was one of the most violent prince of his times.

Vlad Dracula impaled thousands of Turkish faggots.

by Tudor December 12, 2007